Old lady- Yamraj ji mujhe waqt...

By Sanjeev (Mar 26, 2015)

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Old lady- Yamraj ji mujhe waqt se pehle kyu utha liya???

Yamraj: Madamji dimaag mat chaat March aa raha, Target pura karna h.

Kisi ko dekhne se di...

Kisi ko dekhne se dil ki dhadkan tez ho to ,
Use pyar kehte h......
,
Or
,
Jo sub-ha na nhaye to use ,
Bimaar kehte h......

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Tere B(.)(.)L pe bra...

Tere B(.)(.)L pe bra ka pehra hai,
na jaane kis umeed pe mera lnd thehra hai, Teri g@and ki kasam aye raand,
teri ch*t ka hole surang se bhi gehra hai

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Thousand words of a ...

Thousand words of a teacher do not hurt,

But

The silence of a friend in the
Examination hall brings tears into the eyes.

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True One- All say t...

True One-
All say that love is more important than money..
My question is..:
Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug..

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Ye Joke Padhoge To H...

Ye Joke Padhoge To Haste Haste Pagal Ho Jaoge..
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Isiliye Nahi Bheja.
I Care For U Always.

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Dr: Ye Urine Sample ...

Dr: Ye Urine Sample Nhi, Apple Juice H
Khan's Wife: Ek Phone Kar Lun?

Dr: Why?
Wife: Khan Shab ko Batana H K Urine Bottle Un k Tiffin M Chali Gai H

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Old lady- Yamraj ji mujhe waqt...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Old lady- Yamraj ji mujhe waqt se pehle kyu utha liya???

Yamraj: Madamji dimaag mat chaat March aa raha, Target pura karna h.

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Kisi ko dekhne se di...

Kisi ko dekhne se dil ki dhadkan tez ho to ,
Use pyar kehte h......
,
Or
,
Jo sub-ha na nhaye to use ,
Bimaar kehte h......

Tere B(.)(.)L pe bra...

Tere B(.)(.)L pe bra ka pehra hai,
na jaane kis umeed pe mera lnd thehra hai, Teri g@and ki kasam aye raand,
teri ch*t ka hole surang se bhi gehra hai

Thousand words of a ...

Thousand words of a teacher do not hurt,

But

The silence of a friend in the
Examination hall brings tears into the eyes.

True One- All say t...

True One-
All say that love is more important than money..
My question is..:
Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug..

Ye Joke Padhoge To H...

Ye Joke Padhoge To Haste Haste Pagal Ho Jaoge..
.
.
.
.
.
.
Isiliye Nahi Bheja.
I Care For U Always.

Dr: Ye Urine Sample ...

Dr: Ye Urine Sample Nhi, Apple Juice H
Khan's Wife: Ek Phone Kar Lun?

Dr: Why?
Wife: Khan Shab ko Batana H K Urine Bottle Un k Tiffin M Chali Gai H

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Old lady- Yamraj ji mujhe waqt...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Old lady- Yamraj ji mujhe waqt se pehle kyu utha liya??? Yamraj: Madamji dimaag mat chaat March aa raha, Target pura karna h.

You May Also Like

Kisi ko dekhne se di...

Kisi ko dekhne se dil ki dhadkan tez ho to , Use pyar kehte h...... , Or , Jo sub-ha na nhaye to use , Bimaar kehte h......

Tere B(.)(.)L pe bra...

Tere B(.)(.)L pe bra ka pehra hai, na jaane kis umeed pe mera l*nd thehra hai, Teri g@*and ki kasam aye raand, teri ch*t ka hole surang se bhi gehra hai

Thousand words of a ...

Thousand words of a teacher do not hurt, But The silence of a friend in the Examination hall brings tears into the eyes.

True One- All say t...

True One- All say that love is more important than money.. My question is..: Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug..

Ye Joke Padhoge To H...

Ye Joke Padhoge To Haste Haste Pagal Ho Jaoge.. . . . . . . Isiliye Nahi Bheja. I Care For U Always.

Dr: Ye Urine Sample ...

Dr: Ye Urine Sample Nhi, Apple Juice H Khan's Wife: Ek Phone Kar Lun? Dr: Why? Wife: Khan Shab ko Batana H K Urine Bottle Un k Tiffin M Chali Gai H

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Old lady- Yamraj ji mujhe waqt se pehle kyu utha liya???

Yamraj: Madamji dimaag mat chaat March aa raha, Target pura karna h.

Kisi ko dekhne se dil ki dhadkan tez ho to ,
Use pyar kehte h......
,
Or
,
Jo sub-ha na nhaye to use ,
Bimaar kehte h......

Tere B(.)(.)L pe bra ka pehra hai,
na jaane kis umeed pe mera lnd thehra hai, Teri g@and ki kasam aye raand,
teri ch*t ka hole surang se bhi gehra hai

Thousand words of a teacher do not hurt,

But

The silence of a friend in the
Examination hall brings tears into the eyes.

True One-
All say that love is more important than money..
My question is..:
Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug..

Ye Joke Padhoge To Haste Haste Pagal Ho Jaoge..
.
.
.
.
.
.
Isiliye Nahi Bheja.
I Care For U Always.

Dr: Ye Urine Sample Nhi, Apple Juice H
Khan's Wife: Ek Phone Kar Lun?

Dr: Why?
Wife: Khan Shab ko Batana H K Urine Bottle Un k Tiffin M Chali Gai H