Small but very effective deadly fact- When a teacher says get out of class it simply means. . . . . . . . . . U HAVE WON THE ARGUMENT.
Girl: jannu is week roz movie dhekhenge next week roz shopping karenge, Boy: Uske next week mandir jayenge Girl: wo kyu? Boy: bheekh mangne..
Son: Dad, if u see a 10Rs note and 5Rs note on the road which one will you take? Dad: Ofcourse the 10Rs note Son: Thats so stupid, why not take both the notes
Santa Gusse Se: Waiter! Chiken Biryani Me Chiken Hi Nhi Hai? Waiter: Sahab,Gulab Jamun Me Kaun Sa Gulab Hota Hai? Santa: Ha Yaar Sorry
Height of memory loss A boy opens his tiffin box on the roadside to see.. Whether he s going to school Or Coming back !
Agar Kabhi Toot Kar Bikhar Jao To Mujhe Yaad Kar Lena kyuki Mere Pas 5/-Rs Wala Fevi-Quick Bekaar Pada H !
Old meaning of Sorry "I Wont Do It Again" New Meaning Of Sorry, "Damn I Got Caught, Next Time I Need To Be More Careful"
Height of behaving cool Professor to student: Nalayak, class me baatein kyu kar raha hai Student- sir, mere messages free nahi hain isliye:-)
Bodyguard aur cocktail movie se ladki ko kya seekh milti hai ? . . . .. Apni kitni bhi achi frnd ho, use apne boyfrnd se milne mat bhejna..
One day I saw a smart boy in a shop What a style What a smile What a personality What a fashion I walked near and near, OMG, It was a mirror
