Small but very effective deadly fact-
When a teacher says get out of
class it simply means.
U HAVE WON THE ARGUMENT.
Girl: jannu is week roz movie dhekhenge
next week roz shopping karenge,
Boy: Uske next week mandir jayenge
Girl: wo kyu?
Boy: bheekh mangne..
Son: Dad, if u see a 10Rs note and 5Rs note on the road which one will you take?
Dad: Ofcourse the 10Rs note
Son: Thats so stupid, why not take both the notes
Santa Gusse Se:
Waiter! Chiken Biryani Me Chiken Hi Nhi Hai?
Waiter: Sahab,Gulab Jamun Me Kaun Sa Gulab Hota Hai?
Santa: Ha Yaar Sorry
Height of memory loss
A boy opens his tiffin box on
the roadside to see..
Whether he s going to school
Coming back !
Agar Kabhi Toot Kar Bikhar Jao
To Mujhe Yaad Kar Lena
Mere Pas 5/-Rs Wala Fevi-Quick Bekaar Pada H !
Old meaning of Sorry
"I Wont Do It Again"
New Meaning Of Sorry,
"Damn I Got Caught, Next Time I Need To Be More Careful"
Height of behaving cool
Professor to student: Nalayak, class me baatein kyu kar raha hai
Student- sir, mere messages free nahi hain isliye:-)
Bodyguard aur cocktail movie se
ladki ko kya seekh milti hai ?
Apni kitni bhi achi frnd ho, use
apne boyfrnd se milne mat bhejna..
One day I saw a smart boy in a shop
What a style
What a smile
What a personality
What a fashion
I walked near and near,
OMG, It was a mirror