Mar 26, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

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Small but very effec...

Small but very effective deadly fact-
When a teacher says get out of
class it simply means.
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U HAVE WON THE ARGUMENT.

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl: jannu is week ...

Girl: jannu is week roz movie dhekhenge
next week roz shopping karenge,

Boy: Uske next week mandir jayenge
Girl: wo kyu?
Boy: bheekh mangne..

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Son: Dad, if u see a...

Son: Dad, if u see a 10Rs note and 5Rs note on the road which one will you take?
Dad: Ofcourse the 10Rs note
Son: Thats so stupid, why not take both the notes

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa Gusse Se: Wai...

Santa Gusse Se:
Waiter! Chiken Biryani Me Chiken Hi Nhi Hai?
Waiter: Sahab,Gulab Jamun Me Kaun Sa Gulab Hota Hai?
Santa: Ha Yaar Sorry

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Height of memory los...

Height of memory loss
A boy opens his tiffin box on
the roadside to see..

Whether he s going to school
Or
Coming back !

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Agar Kabhi Toot Kar ...

Agar Kabhi Toot Kar Bikhar Jao
To Mujhe Yaad Kar Lena
kyuki
Mere Pas 5/-Rs Wala Fevi-Quick Bekaar Pada H !

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Old meaning of Sorry...

Old meaning of Sorry

"I Wont Do It Again"

New Meaning Of Sorry,

"Damn I Got Caught, Next Time I Need To Be More Careful"

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Height of behaving c...

Height of behaving cool
Professor to student: Nalayak, class me baatein kyu kar raha hai
Student- sir, mere messages free nahi hain isliye:-)

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bodyguard aur cockta...

Bodyguard aur cocktail movie se
ladki ko kya seekh milti hai ?
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.
.
..
Apni kitni bhi achi frnd ho, use
apne boyfrnd se milne mat bhejna..

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

One day I saw a smar...

One day I saw a smart boy in a shop
What a style
What a smile
What a personality
What a fashion
I walked near and near,
OMG, It was a mirror

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Mar 26, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Small but very effec...

Small but very effective deadly fact-
When a teacher says get out of
class it simply means.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
U HAVE WON THE ARGUMENT.

Girl: jannu is week ...

Girl: jannu is week roz movie dhekhenge
next week roz shopping karenge,

Boy: Uske next week mandir jayenge
Girl: wo kyu?
Boy: bheekh mangne..

Son: Dad, if u see a...

Son: Dad, if u see a 10Rs note and 5Rs note on the road which one will you take?
Dad: Ofcourse the 10Rs note
Son: Thats so stupid, why not take both the notes

Santa Gusse Se: Wai...

Santa Gusse Se:
Waiter! Chiken Biryani Me Chiken Hi Nhi Hai?
Waiter: Sahab,Gulab Jamun Me Kaun Sa Gulab Hota Hai?
Santa: Ha Yaar Sorry

Height of memory los...

Height of memory loss
A boy opens his tiffin box on
the roadside to see..

Whether he s going to school
Or
Coming back !

Agar Kabhi Toot Kar ...

Agar Kabhi Toot Kar Bikhar Jao
To Mujhe Yaad Kar Lena
kyuki
Mere Pas 5/-Rs Wala Fevi-Quick Bekaar Pada H !

Old meaning of Sorry...

Old meaning of Sorry

"I Wont Do It Again"

New Meaning Of Sorry,

"Damn I Got Caught, Next Time I Need To Be More Careful"

Height of behaving c...

Height of behaving cool
Professor to student: Nalayak, class me baatein kyu kar raha hai
Student- sir, mere messages free nahi hain isliye:-)

Bodyguard aur cockta...

Bodyguard aur cocktail movie se
ladki ko kya seekh milti hai ?
.
.
.
..
Apni kitni bhi achi frnd ho, use
apne boyfrnd se milne mat bhejna..

One day I saw a smar...

One day I saw a smart boy in a shop
What a style
What a smile
What a personality
What a fashion
I walked near and near,
OMG, It was a mirror

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Mar 26, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Small but very effec...

Small but very effective deadly fact- When a teacher says get out of class it simply means. . . . . . . . . . U HAVE WON THE ARGUMENT.

Girl: jannu is week ...

Girl: jannu is week roz movie dhekhenge next week roz shopping karenge, Boy: Uske next week mandir jayenge Girl: wo kyu? Boy: bheekh mangne..

Son: Dad, if u see a...

Son: Dad, if u see a 10Rs note and 5Rs note on the road which one will you take? Dad: Ofcourse the 10Rs note Son: Thats so stupid, why not take both the notes

Santa Gusse Se: Wai...

Santa Gusse Se: Waiter! Chiken Biryani Me Chiken Hi Nhi Hai? Waiter: Sahab,Gulab Jamun Me Kaun Sa Gulab Hota Hai? Santa: Ha Yaar Sorry

Height of memory los...

Height of memory loss A boy opens his tiffin box on the roadside to see.. Whether he s going to school Or Coming back !

Agar Kabhi Toot Kar ...

Agar Kabhi Toot Kar Bikhar Jao To Mujhe Yaad Kar Lena kyuki Mere Pas 5/-Rs Wala Fevi-Quick Bekaar Pada H !

Old meaning of Sorry...

Old meaning of Sorry "I Wont Do It Again" New Meaning Of Sorry, "Damn I Got Caught, Next Time I Need To Be More Careful"

Height of behaving c...

Height of behaving cool Professor to student: Nalayak, class me baatein kyu kar raha hai Student- sir, mere messages free nahi hain isliye:-)

Bodyguard aur cockta...

Bodyguard aur cocktail movie se ladki ko kya seekh milti hai ? . . . .. Apni kitni bhi achi frnd ho, use apne boyfrnd se milne mat bhejna..

One day I saw a smar...

One day I saw a smart boy in a shop What a style What a smile What a personality What a fashion I walked near and near, OMG, It was a mirror

MrPopat Services

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Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Small but very effective deadly fact-
When a teacher says get out of
class it simply means.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
U HAVE WON THE ARGUMENT.

Girl: jannu is week roz movie dhekhenge
next week roz shopping karenge,

Boy: Uske next week mandir jayenge
Girl: wo kyu?
Boy: bheekh mangne..

Son: Dad, if u see a 10Rs note and 5Rs note on the road which one will you take?
Dad: Ofcourse the 10Rs note
Son: Thats so stupid, why not take both the notes

Santa Gusse Se:
Waiter! Chiken Biryani Me Chiken Hi Nhi Hai?
Waiter: Sahab,Gulab Jamun Me Kaun Sa Gulab Hota Hai?
Santa: Ha Yaar Sorry

Height of memory loss
A boy opens his tiffin box on
the roadside to see..

Whether he s going to school
Or
Coming back !

Agar Kabhi Toot Kar Bikhar Jao
To Mujhe Yaad Kar Lena
kyuki
Mere Pas 5/-Rs Wala Fevi-Quick Bekaar Pada H !

Old meaning of Sorry

"I Wont Do It Again"

New Meaning Of Sorry,

"Damn I Got Caught, Next Time I Need To Be More Careful"

Height of behaving cool
Professor to student: Nalayak, class me baatein kyu kar raha hai
Student- sir, mere messages free nahi hain isliye:-)

Bodyguard aur cocktail movie se
ladki ko kya seekh milti hai ?
.
.
.
..
Apni kitni bhi achi frnd ho, use
apne boyfrnd se milne mat bhejna..

One day I saw a smart boy in a shop
What a style
What a smile
What a personality
What a fashion
I walked near and near,
OMG, It was a mirror