Ye Joke Padhoge To Haste Haste...

New Concept of Life
Morning = MANDIR
Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A
Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A

A man to his friend-main apna purse ghar pe bhul aaya mujhe 1000 rs ki zarurat hai banta-dost hi dost ke kam atta hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar ke purse le aa.

Dear Trisha,

teri Maa ka sakinaka, BC dimag kharab kar diya hai ek hafte se.. gayab tu ho gayi Aur tension mere gharwalo ko ho rahi h

Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "Aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12

Girl: Tum haftay main kitni bar shave kartay ho?
Boy: haftay mai nai din mai 30 se 40 bar,
Girl; Kya tum pagal ho?
Boy; Nahi, main
"Naaii" hon.

Sishya: Guruji,
Wife,
Biwi,
Patni,
Shrimati,
Aurat,
Ardhangini,
Gharwali
In Sab Me Kitna Fark He?

Guru: Vats,
Itna Mat Socho.

Musibat Ek, Naam Anek!