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Techr: Tum late kyo aaye ho? ...
By
Shivani Mehta
(
Jun 26, 2015
)
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SANTA BANTA
)
Techr: Tum late kyo aaye ho?
Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the
Techr: wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye?
santa=mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!
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