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Santa: I have swallowed a kay....

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By ADMIN (Jan 28, 2009)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
Santa: I have swallowed a kay.Doctor: When?Santa: 3 months back!Doctor: What were you doing till now?Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

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