Santa: I have swallowed a kay.Doctor: When?Santa: 3 months back!Doctor: What were you doing till now?Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye.
Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?
Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination
Sardar:Mere liye koi achi si larki ka rishta bata. Friend:Yaar ek larki hai B.com ki, Sardar:Yaar Qom koi bhi ho par larki parhi likhi honi chahiye.
Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe AIDS hai. Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai?
A â Ab
I â Iss
D â Duniya se
S â Sat shri akal.
Santa: I take a cold shower every morning and even in winters.
Banta: Why brag about it?
Santa: Gosh, that's why I take it!