Santa: I have swallowed a kay.Doctor: When?Santa: 3 months back!Doctor: What were you doing till now?Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Boy : you are Beautiful!
Girl : "Tan"q and you are
Boy : Then our Children would
Banta: What's the difference between a quiet woman and a silent woman?
Santa: A quiet woman is a blessing whereas a silent woman is very dangerous!
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai
Girl: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho..?
Girl: Lekin Tume To Meri Parwaah Hi Nahi
Banta: Oye Pyar Karne Wale Kisi
Ki Parwaah Nahi Karte!
Santa:Q: Why dogs don't marry? BantaA: Because they are already leading a dog's life!