Santa: I have swallowed a kay....

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JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I have swallowed a kay.Doctor: When?Santa: 3 months back!Doctor: What were you doing till now?Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

Santa: Itne kam mark...

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: yaar banta, s...

Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?

. . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa- Meri GF mere ...

Santa- Meri GF mere dost k saath bhaag gayi yaar
Banta- Bahut yaad aati hogi na uski
Santa- Haa Yaar Bahut Accha Dost Tha Mera!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar is driving a ...

Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.

Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Why Do Girls ...

Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?
Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa:Can u do anyth...

Santa:Can u do anything others can't?
After thinking a lot
Banta: Sure, I can read my handwriting.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I have swallowed a kay....

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I have swallowed a kay.Doctor: When?Santa: 3 months back!Doctor: What were you doing till now?Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

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Santa: Itne kam mark...

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Santa: yaar banta, s...

Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?

. . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de.

Santa- Meri GF mere ...

Santa- Meri GF mere dost k saath bhaag gayi yaar
Banta- Bahut yaad aati hogi na uski
Santa- Haa Yaar Bahut Accha Dost Tha Mera!

Sardar is driving a ...

Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.

Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.

Santa: Why Do Girls ...

Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?
Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination

Santa:Can u do anyth...

Santa:Can u do anything others can't?
After thinking a lot
Banta: Sure, I can read my handwriting.

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Santa: I have swallowed a kay....

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I have swallowed a kay.Doctor: When?Santa: 3 months back!Doctor: What were you doing till now?Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

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Santa: Itne kam mark...

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Santa: yaar banta, s...

Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun? . . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de.

Santa- Meri GF mere ...

Santa- Meri GF mere dost k saath bhaag gayi yaar Banta- Bahut yaad aati hogi na uski Santa- Haa Yaar Bahut Accha Dost Tha Mera!

Sardar is driving a ...

Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle. Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape? Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.

Santa: Why Do Girls ...

Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up? Banta: All False. Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination

Santa:Can u do anyth...

Santa:Can u do anything others can't? After thinking a lot Banta: Sure, I can read my handwriting.

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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?

. . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de.

Santa- Meri GF mere dost k saath bhaag gayi yaar
Banta- Bahut yaad aati hogi na uski
Santa- Haa Yaar Bahut Accha Dost Tha Mera!

Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.

Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.

Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?
Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination

Santa:Can u do anything others can't?
After thinking a lot
Banta: Sure, I can read my handwriting.