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Santa: I got old age pension b...

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By ADMIN (Jan 28, 2009)

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Santa: I got old age pension by showing grey hair on my chest.Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata

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Banta: Yeh AUTOMATIC...

Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai ?Santa: Oye tujhey ye bhi nahi pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to ussey kehte hain AUTO - MAY - TAKLI.
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Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran awy
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"SALA Tracksuit pahn k dhoka De rha hai".
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By: Imran Kagzi
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Santa: I got into trouble with my wife again...

Banta: How?
Santa: She came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number!
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By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Santa: Rab j tu main...

Santa: Rab j tu mainu 100 rs deve ta 50 main Guru Ghar devanga. Thodi dur ja k usnu 50 rs lab gaye.Santa: Wah rabba ena v Bhrosa ni, apne pehle hi kat laye...
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Santa: Is this tea o...

Santa: Is this tea or coffee? It tastes exactly like kerosene.
Waiter: If it tastes like kerosene, it's positively tea - because our coffee tastes like turpenti
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Lady Doc: Tum roz su...

Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
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