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Santa was caught for speeding ...

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By ADMIN (Jan 28, 2009)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.Santa: I think I'll take the money.

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