Santa was caught for speeding ...

By ADMIN (Jan 28, 2009)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.Santa: I think I'll take the money.

Santa: I eat my sala...

Santa: I eat my salad without dressing.
Banta: For health reasons?

Santa: No. It's because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Santa talking on pho...

Santa talking on phone.Banta: Kis se baat kar rahe ho?Santa: Biwi se. Banta: Itne pyar se...?Santa: Tumhari hai.

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: I've inv...

Banta: I've invented a new kind of computer which behaves like a human being. Santa: In what way? Banta: whenever it makes a mistake, it blames other computers.

By: Noor Khan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Baniye shayar ne arz...

Baniye shayar ne arz kiya.Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo kar gaya kharcha itna TAJ par Kambakht, Har din ek nayi Mumtaz aa jati us kharche ke BYAAZ par.

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto & Preeto were ...

Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman.Jeeto: He's very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly.And so quickly too!, said Preeto

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I am proud, b...

Santa: I am proud, because my son is in medical college.

Banta: Really, what is he studying.
Santa: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was caught for speeding ...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.Santa: I think I'll take the money.

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Santa: I eat my sala...

Santa: I eat my salad without dressing.
Banta: For health reasons?

Santa: No. It's because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.

Santa talking on pho...

Santa talking on phone.Banta: Kis se baat kar rahe ho?Santa: Biwi se. Banta: Itne pyar se...?Santa: Tumhari hai.

Banta: I've inv...

Banta: I've invented a new kind of computer which behaves like a human being. Santa: In what way? Banta: whenever it makes a mistake, it blames other computers.

Baniye shayar ne arz...

Baniye shayar ne arz kiya.Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo kar gaya kharcha itna TAJ par Kambakht, Har din ek nayi Mumtaz aa jati us kharche ke BYAAZ par.

Jeeto & Preeto were ...

Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman.Jeeto: He's very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly.And so quickly too!, said Preeto

Santa: I am proud, b...

Santa: I am proud, because my son is in medical college.

Banta: Really, what is he studying.
Santa: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

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Santa was caught for speeding ...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.Santa: I think I'll take the money.

You May Also Like

Santa: I eat my sala...

Santa: I eat my salad without dressing. Banta: For health reasons? Santa: No. It's because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.

Santa talking on pho...

Santa talking on phone.Banta: Kis se baat kar rahe ho?Santa: Biwi se. Banta: Itne pyar se...?Santa: Tumhari hai.

Banta: I've inv...

Banta: I've invented a new kind of computer which behaves like a human being. Santa: In what way? Banta: whenever it makes a mistake, it blames other computers.

Baniye shayar ne arz...

Baniye shayar ne arz kiya.Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo kar gaya kharcha itna TAJ par Kambakht, Har din ek nayi Mumtaz aa jati us kharche ke BYAAZ par.

Jeeto & Preeto were ...

Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman.Jeeto: He's very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly.And so quickly too!, said Preeto

Santa: I am proud, b...

Santa: I am proud, because my son is in medical college. Banta: Really, what is he studying. Santa: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

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Santa: I eat my salad without dressing.
Banta: For health reasons?

Santa: No. It's because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.

Santa: I am proud, because my son is in medical college.

Banta: Really, what is he studying.
Santa: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.