Santa to Banta: Name 5 animals...

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JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa to Banta: Name 5 animals living in the water?Banta: 1 Frog.Santa: Theek hai hor das?Banta: Frog da praah, bhen, piyo te maa.

Banta sent an sms to...

Banta sent an sms to his pregnant wife.
A few moments later, he got a notification on his phone and he started dancing.
The report said - Delivered!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Jyotishi se:Pa...

Santa Jyotishi se:PanditG mujhe koi aisa kam batao,jaha mujhe kam na karna pade,log apna kam khud kare aur paise mujhe de.. Pandit-Beta SULABH SOCHALAY KHOL LE

By: Radha
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Boss: Where do you s...

Boss: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters?
Santa: After 3 quarters, I don't care about company growth, I just do "Nagin Dance"

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Shopkeeper: This swe...

Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Q: A Man asked Santa...

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

santa: mujhe us ladk...

santa: mujhe us ladki se bachao
banta: kyo?
santa; jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai.

By: ANUJ
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa to Banta: Name 5 animals...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa to Banta: Name 5 animals living in the water?Banta: 1 Frog.Santa: Theek hai hor das?Banta: Frog da praah, bhen, piyo te maa.

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Banta sent an sms to...

Banta sent an sms to his pregnant wife.
A few moments later, he got a notification on his phone and he started dancing.
The report said - Delivered!

Santa Jyotishi se:Pa...

Santa Jyotishi se:PanditG mujhe koi aisa kam batao,jaha mujhe kam na karna pade,log apna kam khud kare aur paise mujhe de.. Pandit-Beta SULABH SOCHALAY KHOL LE

Boss: Where do you s...

Boss: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters?
Santa: After 3 quarters, I don't care about company growth, I just do "Nagin Dance"

Shopkeeper: This swe...

Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

Q: A Man asked Santa...

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

santa: mujhe us ladk...

santa: mujhe us ladki se bachao
banta: kyo?
santa; jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai.

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Santa to Banta: Name 5 animals...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa to Banta: Name 5 animals living in the water?Banta: 1 Frog.Santa: Theek hai hor das?Banta: Frog da praah, bhen, piyo te maa.

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Banta sent an sms to...

Banta sent an sms to his pregnant wife. A few moments later, he got a notification on his phone and he started dancing. The report said - Delivered!

Santa Jyotishi se:Pa...

Santa Jyotishi se:PanditG mujhe koi aisa kam batao,jaha mujhe kam na karna pade,log apna kam khud kare aur paise mujhe de.. Pandit-Beta SULABH SOCHALAY KHOL LE

Boss: Where do you s...

Boss: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters? Santa: After 3 quarters, I don't care about company growth, I just do "Nagin Dance"

Shopkeeper: This swe...

Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir. Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

Q: A Man asked Santa...

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

santa: mujhe us ladk...

santa: mujhe us ladki se bachao banta: kyo? santa; jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai.

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Banta sent an sms to his pregnant wife.
A few moments later, he got a notification on his phone and he started dancing.
The report said - Delivered!

Boss: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters?
Santa: After 3 quarters, I don't care about company growth, I just do "Nagin Dance"

Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

santa: mujhe us ladki se bachao
banta: kyo?
santa; jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai.