Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!
Wife: I gave him food yesterday and today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!!
Mem:Kal Absent Q Tha
Boy:Apke Kehne Par Me Dirty Picture Dekhne Gya Tha
M:Maine Aisa Kab Kha?
B: Apne To Kha Tha ?
Bachco,VIDYA Me Man Lagao.
Good news! A new way to send Romantic
kiss to your girlfriend.
Just call me and order your kiss.
I will personally go and deliver it.
The nominees for the best friend are
And the winner is
Because I have 'You'!
Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya
Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai
Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi
Sardar: Prito "1 wari I LOVE YOU keh day"
Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey"
Sardar: "Keh Day NA"
Prito: "Nahi Na"
Sardar: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi"