Banta: Jab main paida hua tha ...

By ADMIN (Jan 28, 2009)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya ?

Ruh kaap gyi, Jb Sa...

Ruh kaap gyi,
Jb Santa ne banta ki Dadi se kaha-"Dadi koi accha sa gana to sunao?
Or dadi boli-
"Mere photo ko sine se yaar chipkale saiyan FEVICOL se"

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

1din santa bazar gay...

1din santa bazar gaya,
1chor uska mobile lekar bhag gya.
Santa piche bhaga fir ruk gya or chilaya,
Leja kute chargr lene ayega na tab pkdunga .

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Today, I gave...

Santa: Today, I gave my wife her first driving lesson.
Banta: That's really considerate of you. What was her 1st lesson?
Santa: I told her, "Always let the man

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Santa & Banta were g...

Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them.Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: If Adam and E...

Santa: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because they would have eaten snake instead of the bloody apple.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa kissed his GF ...

Santa kissed his GF in park
Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle maat karo
Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Jab main paida hua tha ...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya ?

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Ruh kaap gyi, Jb Sa...

Ruh kaap gyi,
Jb Santa ne banta ki Dadi se kaha-"Dadi koi accha sa gana to sunao?
Or dadi boli-
"Mere photo ko sine se yaar chipkale saiyan FEVICOL se"

1din santa bazar gay...

1din santa bazar gaya,
1chor uska mobile lekar bhag gya.
Santa piche bhaga fir ruk gya or chilaya,
Leja kute chargr lene ayega na tab pkdunga .

Santa: Today, I gave...

Santa: Today, I gave my wife her first driving lesson.
Banta: That's really considerate of you. What was her 1st lesson?
Santa: I told her, "Always let the man

Santa & Banta were g...

Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them.Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai

Santa: If Adam and E...

Santa: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because they would have eaten snake instead of the bloody apple.

Santa kissed his GF ...

Santa kissed his GF in park
Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle maat karo
Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married.

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Banta: Jab main paida hua tha ...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya ?

You May Also Like

Ruh kaap gyi, Jb Sa...

Ruh kaap gyi, Jb Santa ne banta ki Dadi se kaha-"Dadi koi accha sa gana to sunao? Or dadi boli- "Mere photo ko sine se yaar chipkale saiyan FEVICOL se"

1din santa bazar gay...

1din santa bazar gaya, 1chor uska mobile lekar bhag gya. Santa piche bhaga fir ruk gya or chilaya, Leja kute chargr lene ayega na tab pkdunga .

Santa: Today, I gave...

Santa: Today, I gave my wife her first driving lesson. Banta: That's really considerate of you. What was her 1st lesson? Santa: I told her, "Always let the man

Santa & Banta were g...

Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them.Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai

Santa: If Adam and E...

Santa: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise. Banta: Why? Santa: Because they would have eaten snake instead of the bloody apple.

Santa kissed his GF ...

Santa kissed his GF in park Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle maat karo Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married.

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Ruh kaap gyi,
Jb Santa ne banta ki Dadi se kaha-"Dadi koi accha sa gana to sunao?
Or dadi boli-
"Mere photo ko sine se yaar chipkale saiyan FEVICOL se"

1din santa bazar gaya,
1chor uska mobile lekar bhag gya.
Santa piche bhaga fir ruk gya or chilaya,
Leja kute chargr lene ayega na tab pkdunga .

Santa: Today, I gave my wife her first driving lesson.
Banta: That's really considerate of you. What was her 1st lesson?
Santa: I told her, "Always let the man

Santa: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because they would have eaten snake instead of the bloody apple.

Santa kissed his GF in park
Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle maat karo
Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married.