Banta was driving his car in a...

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JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta was driving his car in a zigzag fashion on d road. Traffic inspector stopped him.Banta: I'm learning car driving.Inspector: Without d instructor?Banta: Correspondence Course!

Friend to sardar: Y...

Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
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...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa:- 'Which ...

Santa:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?'
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..
...
Banta- 'Oh wait. I'll search it on Google'
:D

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Mobile me kuc...

Santa: Mobile me kuch MP3 Songs Load karwana hai.

Servicing Man: Memory card hai?

Santa: Nahi! Ration Card chalega kya?

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Maths Teacher Was Te...

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then , For 3000 Kgs
How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa went to temple...

Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bankâ€™s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta was driving his car in a...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta was driving his car in a zigzag fashion on d road. Traffic inspector stopped him.Banta: I'm learning car driving.Inspector: Without d instructor?Banta: Correspondence Course!

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Friend to sardar: Y...

Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
.
.
..
...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....

Santa:- 'Which ...

Santa:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?'
.
..
...
Banta- 'Oh wait. I'll search it on Google'
:D

Santa: Mobile me kuc...

Santa: Mobile me kuch MP3 Songs Load karwana hai.

Servicing Man: Memory card hai?

Santa: Nahi! Ration Card chalega kya?

Maths Teacher Was Te...

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then , For 3000 Kgs
How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

Santa went to temple...

Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bankâ€™s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true.

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Banta was driving his car in a...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta was driving his car in a zigzag fashion on d road. Traffic inspector stopped him.Banta: I'm learning car driving.Inspector: Without d instructor?Banta: Correspondence Course!

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Friend to sardar: Y...

Friend to sardar: Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun? . . .. ...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....

Santa:- 'Which ...

Santa:- 'Which is better? Google or Yahoo..?' . .. ... Banta- 'Oh wait. I'll search it on Google' :D

Santa: Mobile me kuc...

Santa: Mobile me kuch MP3 Songs Load karwana hai. Servicing Man: Memory card hai? Santa: Nahi! Ration Card chalega kya?

Maths Teacher Was Te...

Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then , For 3000 Kgs How Much? Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton!

Santa went to temple...

Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bankâ€™s slogan was: We make your dreams come true.

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
.
.
..
...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....

Santa:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?'
.
..
...
Banta- 'Oh wait. I'll search it on Google'
:D

Santa: Mobile me kuch MP3 Songs Load karwana hai.

Servicing Man: Memory card hai?

Santa: Nahi! Ration Card chalega kya?

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then , For 3000 Kgs
How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bankâ€™s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true.