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Santa was riding on a horse. H...

SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE

By Sanjeev (Nov 3, 2011)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: ‘Le Karle Number Note’

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