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Santa: Wives are like microwav...
By
Gaurav
(
Nov 29, 2014
)
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: Wives are like microwaves.
Banta: You mean they're hazardous?
Santa: Yes they are; and they cook our food!
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Jeeto: If I fire the...
Jeeto: If I fire the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Santa: I don't have to pay you, you will get my entire insurance amount!
By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa: O Banno Car k...
Santa: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..? Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.
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ADMIN
Category:
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Judge: Y U've s...
Judge: Y U've stolen money 4m dis man?
Santa: My lord I've nt stolen money. He just gave it 2 me
Judge: Whn He gave U money ?
Santa: Whn I showd him gun.
By:
B K Tripathi
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Jeeto: yelled at San...
Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?
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ADMIN
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SANTA BANTA
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At the scene of an a...
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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ADMIN
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Banta: Why do men pa...
Banta: Why do men pass gas more than women?
Santa: Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure!
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