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Santa: Wives are like microwav...
By
Gaurav
(
Nov 29, 2014
)
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa: Wives are like microwaves.
Banta: You mean they're hazardous?
Santa: Yes they are; and they cook our food!
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