Banta: It's absurd for th...

By Gaurav (Nov 29, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: It's absurd for this man to charge us 500 bucks for towing us three miles.
Santa: That's all right; he's earning it - I have my brakes on!

Santa: Agar nariyal ...

Santa: Agar nariyal k ped pe chadh jaun to Engg college ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi?
Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Train me ek sardar k...

Train me ek sardar ka 50 rupiya kho gaya.

Tabi ek musalman Bola: ya allah Bismilla.

Sardar: abey saale ,20 milla to baki 30 kisko mila ?

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa : Tumhari biwi...

Santa : Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai? Banta : Google Kaur. Santa : Ye kaisa naam hai? Banta : Yaar mein jaha bhi hota hoon, wo mujhe dhoondh hi leti hai!

By: Aabha87
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Doctor: Agar Mareez ...

Doctor: Agar Mareez Ko Ek Ghanta Pehle Aate Toh Hum Isse Bacha Lete...
Santa: Saale Aadhe Ghante Pehle Toh Accident Hua, Ek Ghanta Pehle Kya Jabardasti Laat..

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa:Train me raat ...

Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi,
upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi.
Banta:To xchnge krna tha
Santa:Kisse krta?
Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Masterji: kal school...

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi.

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: It's absurd for th...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: It's absurd for this man to charge us 500 bucks for towing us three miles.
Santa: That's all right; he's earning it - I have my brakes on!

You May Also Like

Santa: Agar nariyal ...

Santa: Agar nariyal k ped pe chadh jaun to Engg college ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi?
Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi.

Train me ek sardar k...

Train me ek sardar ka 50 rupiya kho gaya.

Tabi ek musalman Bola: ya allah Bismilla.

Sardar: abey saale ,20 milla to baki 30 kisko mila ?

Santa : Tumhari biwi...

Santa : Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai? Banta : Google Kaur. Santa : Ye kaisa naam hai? Banta : Yaar mein jaha bhi hota hoon, wo mujhe dhoondh hi leti hai!

Doctor: Agar Mareez ...

Doctor: Agar Mareez Ko Ek Ghanta Pehle Aate Toh Hum Isse Bacha Lete...
Santa: Saale Aadhe Ghante Pehle Toh Accident Hua, Ek Ghanta Pehle Kya Jabardasti Laat..

Santa:Train me raat ...

Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi,
upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi.
Banta:To xchnge krna tha
Santa:Kisse krta?
Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi.

Masterji: kal school...

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi.

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Banta: It's absurd for th...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: It's absurd for this man to charge us 500 bucks for towing us three miles. Santa: That's all right; he's earning it - I have my brakes on!

You May Also Like

Santa: Agar nariyal ...

Santa: Agar nariyal k ped pe chadh jaun to Engg college ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi? Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi.

Train me ek sardar k...

Train me ek sardar ka 50 rupiya kho gaya. Tabi ek musalman Bola: ya allah Bismilla. Sardar: abey saale ,20 milla to baki 30 kisko mila ?

Santa : Tumhari biwi...

Santa : Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai? Banta : Google Kaur. Santa : Ye kaisa naam hai? Banta : Yaar mein jaha bhi hota hoon, wo mujhe dhoondh hi leti hai!

Doctor: Agar Mareez ...

Doctor: Agar Mareez Ko Ek Ghanta Pehle Aate Toh Hum Isse Bacha Lete... Santa: Saale Aadhe Ghante Pehle Toh Accident Hua, Ek Ghanta Pehle Kya Jabardasti Laat..

Santa:Train me raat ...

Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi, upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi. Banta:To xchnge krna tha Santa:Kisse krta? Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi.

Masterji: kal school...

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi.

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Banta: It's absurd for this man to charge us 500 bucks for towing us three miles.
Santa: That's all right; he's earning it - I have my brakes on!

Santa: Agar nariyal k ped pe chadh jaun to Engg college ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi?
Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi.

Train me ek sardar ka 50 rupiya kho gaya.

Tabi ek musalman Bola: ya allah Bismilla.

Sardar: abey saale ,20 milla to baki 30 kisko mila ?

Doctor: Agar Mareez Ko Ek Ghanta Pehle Aate Toh Hum Isse Bacha Lete...
Santa: Saale Aadhe Ghante Pehle Toh Accident Hua, Ek Ghanta Pehle Kya Jabardasti Laat..

Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi,
upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi.
Banta:To xchnge krna tha
Santa:Kisse krta?
Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi.

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi.