Santa: Agar nariyal k ped pe c...

By Imran Kagzi (Jan 20, 2016)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Agar nariyal k ped pe chadh jaun to Engg college ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi?
Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi.

Translation from hin...

Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".

Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

1 Aadmi Santa ki Bet...

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:
Beta Papa Ghar Main H?

Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna H.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa went to batter...

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar: Yaar y...

Sardar: Yaar ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya hota he?
2nd sardar: Ghochu,
Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He.
Sent Message Matlab "Khushbu Wala Message.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Should I Buy ...

Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children?

Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.

Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only 6 Children !

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa On 60th Birthd...

Santa On 60th Birthday:
Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?
Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.
.
.
Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Agar nariyal k ped pe c...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Agar nariyal k ped pe chadh jaun to Engg college ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi?
Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi.

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Translation from hin...

Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".

Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.

1 Aadmi Santa ki Bet...

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:
Beta Papa Ghar Main H?

Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna H.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.

Santa went to batter...

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

Sardar: Yaar y...

Sardar: Yaar ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya hota he?
2nd sardar: Ghochu,
Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He.
Sent Message Matlab "Khushbu Wala Message.

Santa: Should I Buy ...

Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children?

Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.

Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only 6 Children !

Santa On 60th Birthd...

Santa On 60th Birthday:
Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?
Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.
.
.
Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.

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Santa: Agar nariyal k ped pe c...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Agar nariyal k ped pe chadh jaun to Engg college ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi? Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi.

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Translation from hin...

Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi". Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.

1 Aadmi Santa ki Bet...

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai: Beta Papa Ghar Main H? Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna H. Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.

Santa went to batter...

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

Sardar: Yaar y...

Sardar: Yaar ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya hota he? 2nd sardar: Ghochu, Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He. Sent Message Matlab "Khushbu Wala Message.

Santa: Should I Buy ...

Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children? Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8. Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only 6 Children !

Santa On 60th Birthd...

Santa On 60th Birthday: Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai? Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi. . . Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.

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Santa: Agar nariyal k ped pe chadh jaun to Engg college ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi?
Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi.

Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".

Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:
Beta Papa Ghar Main H?

Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna H.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

Sardar: Yaar ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya hota he?
2nd sardar: Ghochu,
Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He.
Sent Message Matlab "Khushbu Wala Message.

Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children?

Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.

Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only 6 Children !

Santa On 60th Birthday:
Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?
Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.
.
.
Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.