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In an African Safari, a Lion s...
By
Gaurav
(
Nov 29, 2014
)
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
In an African Safari, a Lion suddenly pounced on Santa's wife.
Jeeto: Shoot him!
Santa: Just a second, let me change the battery of my camera.
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Jeeto: U know, husba...
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Sardar to his friend...
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