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Santa calls up "White hou...

By Gaurav (Nov 29, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa calls up "White house".
Santa: I want to be the next president of USA.

Obama: Are you an idiot?
Santa: Why? Is it a qualification?

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Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se
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Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!?
Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha.

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Banta: My wife doesn't understand me; does yours?
Santa: I don't think so, I've never heard her mention your name!

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Santa ne bhagte huye Bus pakdi aur Driver se puchha.
Bus teri Maa lagti he?
Nahi.
Behen?
Nahi.
Biwi?
Nahi.
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