Banta sent an sms to his pregn...

By Gaurav (Nov 29, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta sent an sms to his pregnant wife.
A few moments later, he got a notification on his phone and he started dancing.
The report said - Delivered!

Santa court mein jud...

Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate
hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

a man to his friend-...

a man to his friend-mai apna purse ghar pe bhul aya mujhe 1000rs ki jarurat hai
Banta-dost hi dost ke kaam ata hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar k purse le aa.

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

In an African Safari...

In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was busy scrat...

Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall.
Banta: wat happened?
Santa: tu bhi kar,
wahan poster laga h,
scratch & win a bmw.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Bhikhari se: ...

Santa Bhikhari se:
Bhikhari: Ek Rupeeya dena Baba, wo Dus Lakh dega.
Santa: Tu ek Rupeeya Mujhe dekar Dus Lakh Khud Collect kyo nahi karta!

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

One day Sardar went ...

One day Sardar went to a shop.
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Let him go. You do ur job. Always dont expect jokes on him..

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta sent an sms to his pregn...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta sent an sms to his pregnant wife.
A few moments later, he got a notification on his phone and he started dancing.
The report said - Delivered!

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Santa court mein jud...

Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate
hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.

a man to his friend-...

a man to his friend-mai apna purse ghar pe bhul aya mujhe 1000rs ki jarurat hai
Banta-dost hi dost ke kaam ata hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar k purse le aa.

In an African Safari...

In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera.

Santa was busy scrat...

Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall.
Banta: wat happened?
Santa: tu bhi kar,
wahan poster laga h,
scratch & win a bmw.

Santa Bhikhari se: ...

Santa Bhikhari se:
Bhikhari: Ek Rupeeya dena Baba, wo Dus Lakh dega.
Santa: Tu ek Rupeeya Mujhe dekar Dus Lakh Khud Collect kyo nahi karta!

One day Sardar went ...

One day Sardar went to a shop.
.
.
.
.
Let him go. You do ur job. Always dont expect jokes on him..

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Banta sent an sms to his pregn...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta sent an sms to his pregnant wife. A few moments later, he got a notification on his phone and he started dancing. The report said - Delivered!

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Santa court mein jud...

Santa court mein judge se: Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui, meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he! Judge: to tum kya chahte ho? Santa: Badla.

a man to his friend-...

a man to his friend-mai apna purse ghar pe bhul aya mujhe 1000rs ki jarurat hai Banta-dost hi dost ke kaam ata hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar k purse le aa.

In an African Safari...

In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife. WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him! SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera.

Santa was busy scrat...

Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall. Banta: wat happened? Santa: tu bhi kar, wahan poster laga h, scratch & win a bmw.

Santa Bhikhari se: ...

Santa Bhikhari se: Bhikhari: Ek Rupeeya dena Baba, wo Dus Lakh dega. Santa: Tu ek Rupeeya Mujhe dekar Dus Lakh Khud Collect kyo nahi karta!

One day Sardar went ...

One day Sardar went to a shop. . . . . Let him go. You do ur job. Always dont expect jokes on him..

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Banta sent an sms to his pregnant wife.
A few moments later, he got a notification on his phone and he started dancing.
The report said - Delivered!

Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate
hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.

a man to his friend-mai apna purse ghar pe bhul aya mujhe 1000rs ki jarurat hai
Banta-dost hi dost ke kaam ata hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar k purse le aa.

In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera.

Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall.
Banta: wat happened?
Santa: tu bhi kar,
wahan poster laga h,
scratch & win a bmw.

Santa Bhikhari se:
Bhikhari: Ek Rupeeya dena Baba, wo Dus Lakh dega.
Santa: Tu ek Rupeeya Mujhe dekar Dus Lakh Khud Collect kyo nahi karta!

One day Sardar went to a shop.
.
.
.
.
Let him go. You do ur job. Always dont expect jokes on him..