By Anup Sahni (Nov 10, 2014)
1 Murgi Market Gai. Murgi: 1 Anda Dena. Shopkipr: Ande Ka Tum Kya Krogi?? Murghi: Mere Pati Ne Kaha He Ki 2 Rs K Liye Tum Apna Figure Kharab Mat Karo
School Pledge Me "All Indians Are My Brothers And Sisters" Bulwane Walo, . . . . . . . Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi.
Apne suna hoga Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal Beto ko milta hai, Lekin kabhi-kabhi Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal, Unke DAMADON ko bhi Bhugatana padta hai!
A G, O G. LO G. PADHO G MAIN HU MOBILE MOJI KARTA HU SMS TO TUM BHI KARO G 1-2 KA 4 4-2 KA 1 AMUL IS MAKKHAN &...... MY FRIEND IS "DHAKKAN"
"My grand father lived for 96 years. He never used glasses." Sardar:" Ya.. I know.. Few people drink directly from bottle"
Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha, "Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?" BIWI Boli, "Kar di na sardaro wali baat, SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti h .
Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi. Logo Ne Use Bohat Mara Kyu? Kyu K Us Ne Shop Per Likha Hua Tha 12 Kafan Lene Per Bachay K Kafan FREE !
