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Boy: I am going to kiss you. ...

By Anup Sahni (Nov 10, 2014)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy: I am going to kiss you.
Girl: khabrdar main shor mchaungi.
Boy: Par yahan to door tak koi nahi h
Girl: Pir bhi FORMALITY to karni padti h.

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