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Girl:- Jaldi khidki se kudo, p...
By
Rajan
(
Nov 3, 2014
)
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SANTA BANTA
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Girl:- Jaldi khidki se kudo, papa aa gye hai.
Boy:- Lekin ye 13v mnzil h,
Girl:- Janu ye shagun - apshagun sochne ka waqt nhi hai jaldi kudo.
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