Santa: Why majority of South Indians are black?
Banta: "Oh ji .. Because they always watch Sun TV, Surya TV, without applying Sun screen lotion"!
Ek Din Santa Ne 1 Ladki Ko Himmat Juta Kar Bol Dala Ã¢â¬â I Love You.
Ladki(Gusse Se) : Thoda Pyaar Se Nahi Bol Sakte?
Santa: I Love You Didi..!!
Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.
Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha H,
Sara Ghar Hil Raha H.
Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega
To Makaan Maalik Ka,
Hum To Kirayedar H.
Jeeto: Why do you wear specs whenever I come come?
Santa: The doctor told me to wear them whenever I see signs of headache!
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.