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Once Santa was trying 2 impres...
By
Ankita Arora
(
Aug 8, 2014
)
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
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Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady.
Santa:I have seen u some where.
Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!!
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Sir: Muhavre Ka Iste...
Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo
"Muh Me Pani Aana".
Santa: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,
Mere Muh Mai Pani Aa Gaya.
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Banta: Marte waqt aa...
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mai jaan hai.
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Santa's romanti...
Santa's romantic Valentines poem for his wife, Jeeto:
Roses are Laal;
Violets are Nileh;
You've made the Daal;
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