By Dev (Oct 25, 2014)
Santa gets a message "Kya aap Anna Hazare ke saath hai?" . . Santa replies "Nahi mai apni girlfriend ke sath hu. Kuch kaam tha kya?
Teacher: What is the diffirence between Pyar & Shaadi? Santa: Very simple sir, pyar insaan ko andha bana deta h aur shaadi insaan ke ankhen khol deti h.
1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta H: Beta Papa Ghar Main H? Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna H. Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.
Santa ka 20 saal ke baad baccha hua WO udaas ho gya Banta :- yaar udaas q hai ? Santa :- 20 saal ke baad baccha hua WO bhi itna sa..
A Simple But Best Joke:- An Applicant Was Filling Out A Job Application. When He Came To The Question, "Have You Ever Been Arrested?" He Wrote, "No."
Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.Bata: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai.Santa: Kya naam hai.Banta: Mein bank gaya tha, vahan yeh ek counter pe baithi thi, name plate pe likha tha: Chaalu Khata
Santa-Kal Ek Aadmi Aurat Ko Peet Rha Tha, Mene Kaha Mard Se Lado Banta-Fir? Santa-Jab Muze Hosh Ayaa To Me Hospital Me Tha.
