Jo dete h ladki ko tohfe, Wo ...

By Dev (Oct 24, 2014)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jo dete h ladki ko tohfe,
Wo late h unki shaadi me sofe,
Jo jate h unke piche,
Wo aate h caro ke neeche,
Jo kehte h JAANU,
Wahi bante h baacho ke MAMU!!!

Best pick up line to...

Best pick up line to approach a Girl:
Boy: Is ur Dad Terrorist?
.
Girl: Wht?
Boy: No! I askd
Coz u r such a
Bomb!

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Student- sir sab log...

Student- sir sab log hindi, English, Urdu,
Me bolte,
Maths me kyu nhi.
Teacher - jyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole nhi to 4,5 jb dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge.

By: Aabha87
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Arz kiya h... jis t...

Arz kiya h...
jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se aap shikari nahi ban jaoge,
theek usi tarha 1-2 sms karne se aap bhikhari nahi ban jaoge.

By: Nishu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dad to son: when I b...

Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with your tooth brush.

By: KK1989
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aap jaise log kuch k...

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte h.
Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte h.
Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat apse,
Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate h.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher To Boy: Na...

Teacher To Boy:
Nalayak
Class Me Din Bhar Ladkiyo K Sath Itni
Baate Kyu Karta Hai?
.
.
Boy:
Sir Mai Garib Hu.!
Mere Mobile me Whatsappp Nahi H

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jo dete h ladki ko tohfe, Wo ...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jo dete h ladki ko tohfe,
Wo late h unki shaadi me sofe,
Jo jate h unke piche,
Wo aate h caro ke neeche,
Jo kehte h JAANU,
Wahi bante h baacho ke MAMU!!!

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Best pick up line to...

Best pick up line to approach a Girl:
Boy: Is ur Dad Terrorist?
.
Girl: Wht?
Boy: No! I askd
Coz u r such a
Bomb!

Student- sir sab log...

Student- sir sab log hindi, English, Urdu,
Me bolte,
Maths me kyu nhi.
Teacher - jyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole nhi to 4,5 jb dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge.

Arz kiya h... jis t...

Arz kiya h...
jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se aap shikari nahi ban jaoge,
theek usi tarha 1-2 sms karne se aap bhikhari nahi ban jaoge.

Dad to son: when I b...

Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with your tooth brush.

Aap jaise log kuch k...

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte h.
Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte h.
Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat apse,
Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate h.

Teacher To Boy: Na...

Teacher To Boy:
Nalayak
Class Me Din Bhar Ladkiyo K Sath Itni
Baate Kyu Karta Hai?
.
.
Boy:
Sir Mai Garib Hu.!
Mere Mobile me Whatsappp Nahi H

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Jo dete h ladki ko tohfe, Wo ...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jo dete h ladki ko tohfe, Wo late h unki shaadi me sofe, Jo jate h unke piche, Wo aate h caro ke neeche, Jo kehte h JAANU, Wahi bante h baacho ke MAMU!!!

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Best pick up line to...

Best pick up line to approach a Girl: Boy: Is ur Dad Terrorist? . Girl: Wht? Boy: No! I askd Coz u r such a Bomb!

Student- sir sab log...

Student- sir sab log hindi, English, Urdu, Me bolte, Maths me kyu nhi. Teacher - jyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole nhi to 4,5 jb dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge.

Arz kiya h... jis t...

Arz kiya h... jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se aap shikari nahi ban jaoge, theek usi tarha 1-2 sms karne se aap bhikhari nahi ban jaoge.

Dad to son: when I b...

Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger? Son: I start cleaning toilet. Dad: how does that satisfy you? Son: I clean with your tooth brush.

Aap jaise log kuch k...

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte h. Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte h. Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat apse, Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate h.

Teacher To Boy: Na...

Teacher To Boy: Nalayak Class Me Din Bhar Ladkiyo K Sath Itni Baate Kyu Karta Hai? . . Boy: Sir Mai Garib Hu.! Mere Mobile me Whatsappp Nahi H

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Jo dete h ladki ko tohfe,
Wo late h unki shaadi me sofe,
Jo jate h unke piche,
Wo aate h caro ke neeche,
Jo kehte h JAANU,
Wahi bante h baacho ke MAMU!!!

Best pick up line to approach a Girl:
Boy: Is ur Dad Terrorist?
.
Girl: Wht?
Boy: No! I askd
Coz u r such a
Bomb!

Student- sir sab log hindi, English, Urdu,
Me bolte,
Maths me kyu nhi.
Teacher - jyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole nhi to 4,5 jb dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge.

Arz kiya h...
jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se aap shikari nahi ban jaoge,
theek usi tarha 1-2 sms karne se aap bhikhari nahi ban jaoge.

Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with your tooth brush.

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte h.
Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte h.
Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat apse,
Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate h.

Teacher To Boy:
Nalayak
Class Me Din Bhar Ladkiyo K Sath Itni
Baate Kyu Karta Hai?
.
.
Boy:
Sir Mai Garib Hu.!
Mere Mobile me Whatsappp Nahi H