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Santa Yaar mE 2 mushkilon me F...

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By Dev (Apr 16, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
Santa Yaar mE 2 mushkilon me Fass gya hu,
Banta: Wo koun si?
S:Biwi makeup kre to kharcha bardasht nhi hota,
aur na kare to biwi bardasht nahi hoti

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