Santa ne kachha dho k padosan...

By Dev (Oct 21, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ne kachha dho k
padosan ki shalvar k paas sukhne daal diya,
Aur awaz di Bhabi ji,
Jab tum salvar utarogi to mujhe awaz de dena
mai bhi kachha utar lunga.

Santa:Can u do anyth...

Santa:Can u do anything others can't?
After thinking a lot
Banta: Sure, I can read my handwriting.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was:
We make your dreams come true..

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: My wife sent ...

Santa: My wife sent me a blank text.

Banta: But why would she do that?
Santa: Because she's not talking to me!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

SANTA: Waiter aisi c...

SANTA: Waiter aisi chai pilao jisko pee kar tan man jhum uthe or badan machalne lage,

Waiter: Sir humre yaha bhains ka dhudh aata h NAGIN ka nahi.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Where are you...

Banta: Where are you going?
Santa: I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Delivery k baad bach...

Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme I-Pill ki tablet thi or hath me likha tha.

Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ne kachha dho k padosan...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ne kachha dho k
padosan ki shalvar k paas sukhne daal diya,
Aur awaz di Bhabi ji,
Jab tum salvar utarogi to mujhe awaz de dena
mai bhi kachha utar lunga.

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After thinking a lot
Banta: Sure, I can read my handwriting.

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was:
We make your dreams come true..

Santa: My wife sent ...

Santa: My wife sent me a blank text.

Banta: But why would she do that?
Santa: Because she's not talking to me!

SANTA: Waiter aisi c...

SANTA: Waiter aisi chai pilao jisko pee kar tan man jhum uthe or badan machalne lage,

Waiter: Sir humre yaha bhains ka dhudh aata h NAGIN ka nahi.

Banta: Where are you...

Banta: Where are you going?
Santa: I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself!

Delivery k baad bach...

Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme I-Pill ki tablet thi or hath me likha tha.

Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy.

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Santa ne kachha dho k padosan...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ne kachha dho k padosan ki shalvar k paas sukhne daal diya, Aur awaz di Bhabi ji, Jab tum salvar utarogi to mujhe awaz de dena mai bhi kachha utar lunga.

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Santa:Can u do anyth...

Santa:Can u do anything others can't? After thinking a lot Banta: Sure, I can read my handwriting.

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true..

Santa: My wife sent ...

Santa: My wife sent me a blank text. Banta: But why would she do that? Santa: Because she's not talking to me!

SANTA: Waiter aisi c...

SANTA: Waiter aisi chai pilao jisko pee kar tan man jhum uthe or badan machalne lage, Waiter: Sir humre yaha bhains ka dhudh aata h NAGIN ka nahi.

Banta: Where are you...

Banta: Where are you going? Santa: I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself!

Delivery k baad bach...

Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi, Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme I-Pill ki tablet thi or hath me likha tha. Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy.

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Santa ne kachha dho k
padosan ki shalvar k paas sukhne daal diya,
Aur awaz di Bhabi ji,
Jab tum salvar utarogi to mujhe awaz de dena
mai bhi kachha utar lunga.

Santa:Can u do anything others can't?
After thinking a lot
Banta: Sure, I can read my handwriting.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was:
We make your dreams come true..

Santa: My wife sent me a blank text.

Banta: But why would she do that?
Santa: Because she's not talking to me!

SANTA: Waiter aisi chai pilao jisko pee kar tan man jhum uthe or badan machalne lage,

Waiter: Sir humre yaha bhains ka dhudh aata h NAGIN ka nahi.

Banta: Where are you going?
Santa: I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself!

Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme I-Pill ki tablet thi or hath me likha tha.

Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy.