Doctor: Kamjori hai, Fruite kh...

By Imran Kagzi (Jan 20, 2016)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Doctor: Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit
after 1 hour
Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai
Doctor: Kya khaya tha?
Santa: Pineapple, chilke sahit.

Techr: Tum late kyo ...

Techr: Tum late kyo aaye ho?
Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the
Techr: wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye?
santa=mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!

By: Shivani Mehta
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa k 12 bachon me...

Santa k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:
Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Santa ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka h?
Santa : sirf yehi apka bacha h.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A Sardar Prays Daily...

A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &
Says
-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar: Yar Ans shee...

Sardar: Yar Ans sheet per sabse pahle kya Likhu?
Banta: Yahi K IS SHEET PER LIKHE GYE ANS KALPANIK HE,
JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH NAHI HE.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa calls up...

Santa calls up "White house".
Santa: I want to be the next president of USA.

Obama: Are you an idiot?
Santa: Why? Is it a qualification?

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa On 60th Birthd...

Santa On 60th Birthday:
Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?
Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.
.
.
Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Doctor: Kamjori hai, Fruite kh...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Doctor: Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit
after 1 hour
Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai
Doctor: Kya khaya tha?
Santa: Pineapple, chilke sahit.

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Techr: Tum late kyo ...

Techr: Tum late kyo aaye ho?
Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the
Techr: wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye?
santa=mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!

Santa k 12 bachon me...

Santa k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:
Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Santa ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka h?
Santa : sirf yehi apka bacha h.

A Sardar Prays Daily...

A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &
Says
-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

Sardar: Yar Ans shee...

Sardar: Yar Ans sheet per sabse pahle kya Likhu?
Banta: Yahi K IS SHEET PER LIKHE GYE ANS KALPANIK HE,
JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH NAHI HE.

Santa calls up...

Santa calls up "White house".
Santa: I want to be the next president of USA.

Obama: Are you an idiot?
Santa: Why? Is it a qualification?

Santa On 60th Birthd...

Santa On 60th Birthday:
Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?
Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.
.
.
Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.

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Doctor: Kamjori hai, Fruite kh...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Doctor: Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit after 1 hour Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai Doctor: Kya khaya tha? Santa: Pineapple, chilke sahit.

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Techr: Tum late kyo ...

Techr: Tum late kyo aaye ho? Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the Techr: wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye? santa=mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!

Santa k 12 bachon me...

Santa k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha: Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Santa ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka h? Santa : sirf yehi apka bacha h.

A Sardar Prays Daily...

A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours "Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade. After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears & Says -Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

Sardar: Yar Ans shee...

Sardar: Yar Ans sheet per sabse pahle kya Likhu? Banta: Yahi K IS SHEET PER LIKHE GYE ANS KALPANIK HE, JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH NAHI HE.

Santa calls up...

Santa calls up "White house". Santa: I want to be the next president of USA. Obama: Are you an idiot? Santa: Why? Is it a qualification?

Santa On 60th Birthd...

Santa On 60th Birthday: Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai? Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi. . . Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.

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Doctor: Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit
after 1 hour
Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai
Doctor: Kya khaya tha?
Santa: Pineapple, chilke sahit.

Techr: Tum late kyo aaye ho?
Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the
Techr: wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye?
santa=mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!

Santa k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:
Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Santa ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka h?
Santa : sirf yehi apka bacha h.

A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &
Says
-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

Sardar: Yar Ans sheet per sabse pahle kya Likhu?
Banta: Yahi K IS SHEET PER LIKHE GYE ANS KALPANIK HE,
JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH NAHI HE.

Santa calls up "White house".
Santa: I want to be the next president of USA.

Obama: Are you an idiot?
Santa: Why? Is it a qualification?

Santa On 60th Birthday:
Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?
Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.
.
.
Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.