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By
Puneet Munjal
(
Aug 22, 2014
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Santa - "sir ji, aap apni patni ko party mein kyunahi laate?"
Boss - "woh gaon ki hai.." Santa - "Oh sorry, mujhe laga woh sirf aapki h.
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