1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puch...

By Gaurav (Sep 20, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:
Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain?

Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.

Pappu: What�...

Pappu: What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential?

Santa: u r my son I''m Confident. ur friend is also my son, that''s Confidential.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Judge: Tumhara Jurm ...

Judge: Tumhara Jurm Sabit Ho Chuka H,

Kal Tumhe Phansi per Latkaya Jayega.

Santa: Wo To Theek Ha Lekin Utara Kab Jayega.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: sharab pi kr ...

Santa: sharab pi kr bus me charh gaya.
Banta: Tum NARAK k raste pr jaa rahe ho.
Santa: "OY roko roko Bus roko me ghalat bus
me suwar ho gaya.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Why did you g...

Banta: Why did you go upstairs when the party is the lawns?

Santa: I overheard that the drinks are on the house!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar: Yar Ans shee...

Sardar: Yar Ans sheet per sabse pahle kya Likhu?
Banta: Yahi K IS SHEET PER LIKHE GYE ANS KALPANIK HE,
JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH NAHI HE.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

The Teacher asked al...

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Banta.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puch...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:
Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain?

Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.

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Pappu: What�...

Pappu: What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential?

Santa: u r my son I''m Confident. ur friend is also my son, that''s Confidential.

Judge: Tumhara Jurm ...

Judge: Tumhara Jurm Sabit Ho Chuka H,

Kal Tumhe Phansi per Latkaya Jayega.

Santa: Wo To Theek Ha Lekin Utara Kab Jayega.

Santa: sharab pi kr ...

Santa: sharab pi kr bus me charh gaya.
Banta: Tum NARAK k raste pr jaa rahe ho.
Santa: "OY roko roko Bus roko me ghalat bus
me suwar ho gaya.

Banta: Why did you g...

Banta: Why did you go upstairs when the party is the lawns?

Santa: I overheard that the drinks are on the house!

Sardar: Yar Ans shee...

Sardar: Yar Ans sheet per sabse pahle kya Likhu?
Banta: Yahi K IS SHEET PER LIKHE GYE ANS KALPANIK HE,
JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH NAHI HE.

The Teacher asked al...

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Banta.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

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1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puch...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai: Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain? Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai. Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.

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Pappu: What�...

Pappu: What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential? Santa: u r my son I''m Confident. ur friend is also my son, that''s Confidential.

Judge: Tumhara Jurm ...

Judge: Tumhara Jurm Sabit Ho Chuka H, Kal Tumhe Phansi per Latkaya Jayega. Santa: Wo To Theek Ha Lekin Utara Kab Jayega.

Santa: sharab pi kr ...

Santa: sharab pi kr bus me charh gaya. Banta: Tum NARAK k raste pr jaa rahe ho. Santa: "OY roko roko Bus roko me ghalat bus me suwar ho gaya.

Banta: Why did you g...

Banta: Why did you go upstairs when the party is the lawns? Santa: I overheard that the drinks are on the house!

Sardar: Yar Ans shee...

Sardar: Yar Ans sheet per sabse pahle kya Likhu? Banta: Yahi K IS SHEET PER LIKHE GYE ANS KALPANIK HE, JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH NAHI HE.

The Teacher asked al...

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Banta. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

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1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:
Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain?

Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.

Pappu: What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential?

Santa: u r my son I''m Confident. ur friend is also my son, that''s Confidential.

Judge: Tumhara Jurm Sabit Ho Chuka H,

Kal Tumhe Phansi per Latkaya Jayega.

Santa: Wo To Theek Ha Lekin Utara Kab Jayega.

Santa: sharab pi kr bus me charh gaya.
Banta: Tum NARAK k raste pr jaa rahe ho.
Santa: "OY roko roko Bus roko me ghalat bus
me suwar ho gaya.

Banta: Why did you go upstairs when the party is the lawns?

Santa: I overheard that the drinks are on the house!

Sardar: Yar Ans sheet per sabse pahle kya Likhu?
Banta: Yahi K IS SHEET PER LIKHE GYE ANS KALPANIK HE,
JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH NAHI HE.

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Banta.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"