Sardar: What is the name of yo...

By Gaurav (Sep 20, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know sta

Santa ( to his son )...

Santa ( to his son ) : Itne km marks? do thappad marne chayiye...!
Santa's son : Haan papa.. chalo...mene us master ka ghr dekha h !

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: If Adam and E...

Santa: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because they would have eaten snake instead of the bloody apple.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Khudkushi par ...

Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha
tha Khudkushi Paap hai Zulm hai
Gunah hai Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai
khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan
khud ko Goli maarle!

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Santa gets ready, we...

Santa gets ready, wears his tie and coat; goes out, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly. Banta asks why he does this. Santa: "I've been promoted as branch manager."

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa K Restaurant P...

Santa K Restaurant Pr Customer Ne Kaha:
O Sardar Ji Soup Me Makkhi Hai,
Santa Ji: Oye! Dil Bada Kr Yaar,
Makkhi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Ge.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

santa in Coffee shop...

santa in Coffee shop wth wife.
santar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi.
Wife:ki frk painda hai?
Srdar: Bywakof Rate List dekh
Hot coffee Rs.15
Cold coffee.45

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar: What is the name of yo...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know sta

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Santa ( to his son )...

Santa ( to his son ) : Itne km marks? do thappad marne chayiye...!
Santa's son : Haan papa.. chalo...mene us master ka ghr dekha h !

Santa: If Adam and E...

Santa: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because they would have eaten snake instead of the bloody apple.

Santa Khudkushi par ...

Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha
tha Khudkushi Paap hai Zulm hai
Gunah hai Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai
khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan
khud ko Goli maarle!

Santa gets ready, we...

Santa gets ready, wears his tie and coat; goes out, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly. Banta asks why he does this. Santa: "I've been promoted as branch manager."

Santa K Restaurant P...

Santa K Restaurant Pr Customer Ne Kaha:
O Sardar Ji Soup Me Makkhi Hai,
Santa Ji: Oye! Dil Bada Kr Yaar,
Makkhi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Ge.

santa in Coffee shop...

santa in Coffee shop wth wife.
santar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi.
Wife:ki frk painda hai?
Srdar: Bywakof Rate List dekh
Hot coffee Rs.15
Cold coffee.45

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Sardar: What is the name of yo...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know sta

You May Also Like

Santa ( to his son )...

Santa ( to his son ) : Itne km marks? do thappad marne chayiye...! Santa's son : Haan papa.. chalo...mene us master ka ghr dekha h !

Santa: If Adam and E...

Santa: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise. Banta: Why? Santa: Because they would have eaten snake instead of the bloody apple.

Santa Khudkushi par ...

Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha tha Khudkushi Paap hai Zulm hai Gunah hai Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko Goli maarle!

Santa gets ready, we...

Santa gets ready, wears his tie and coat; goes out, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly. Banta asks why he does this. Santa: "I've been promoted as branch manager."

Santa K Restaurant P...

Santa K Restaurant Pr Customer Ne Kaha: O Sardar Ji Soup Me Makkhi Hai, Santa Ji: Oye! Dil Bada Kr Yaar, Makkhi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Ge.

santa in Coffee shop...

santa in Coffee shop wth wife. santar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi. Wife:ki frk painda hai? Srdar: Bywakof Rate List dekh Hot coffee Rs.15 Cold coffee.45

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Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know sta

Santa ( to his son ) : Itne km marks? do thappad marne chayiye...!
Santa's son : Haan papa.. chalo...mene us master ka ghr dekha h !

Santa: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because they would have eaten snake instead of the bloody apple.

Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha
tha Khudkushi Paap hai Zulm hai
Gunah hai Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai
khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan
khud ko Goli maarle!

Santa K Restaurant Pr Customer Ne Kaha:
O Sardar Ji Soup Me Makkhi Hai,
Santa Ji: Oye! Dil Bada Kr Yaar,
Makkhi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Ge.

santa in Coffee shop wth wife.
santar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi.
Wife:ki frk painda hai?
Srdar: Bywakof Rate List dekh
Hot coffee Rs.15
Cold coffee.45