Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neen...

By Dev (Oct 26, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

Manager asked to San...

Manager asked to Santa at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar is driving a ...

Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.

Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?

Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Husband aur wife ghu...

Husband aur wife ghumne gye Raste me ek gadha ghaas kha rha tha, wife boli- dekho tumhara Rishtedar ghaas kha rha h Namaste karo,
husband- Namaste Sasur ji.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Marte waqt aa...

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mai jaan hai.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Teacher: Jis Aadmi K...

Teacher: Jis Aadmi Ke Dono Haath Na Ho,
Use Hindi Aur English Me Kya Kahenge?
Santa: Hindi Me THAKUR Aur
English Me HANDS FREE.!

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was riding on ...

Santa was riding on a horse,
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles'
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,

"Le Karle Number Note".

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neen...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

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Manager asked to San...

Manager asked to Santa at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Sardar is driving a ...

Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.

Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?

Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.

Husband aur wife ghu...

Husband aur wife ghumne gye Raste me ek gadha ghaas kha rha tha, wife boli- dekho tumhara Rishtedar ghaas kha rha h Namaste karo,
husband- Namaste Sasur ji.

Banta: Marte waqt aa...

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mai jaan hai.

Teacher: Jis Aadmi K...

Teacher: Jis Aadmi Ke Dono Haath Na Ho,
Use Hindi Aur English Me Kya Kahenge?
Santa: Hindi Me THAKUR Aur
English Me HANDS FREE.!

Santa was riding on ...

Santa was riding on a horse,
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles'
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,

"Le Karle Number Note".

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Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neen...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay? Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai. Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami? Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

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Manager asked to San...

Manager asked to Santa at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Sardar is driving a ...

Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle. Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape? Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.

Husband aur wife ghu...

Husband aur wife ghumne gye Raste me ek gadha ghaas kha rha tha, wife boli- dekho tumhara Rishtedar ghaas kha rha h Namaste karo, husband- Namaste Sasur ji.

Banta: Marte waqt aa...

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is Cement mai jaan hai.

Teacher: Jis Aadmi K...

Teacher: Jis Aadmi Ke Dono Haath Na Ho, Use Hindi Aur English Me Kya Kahenge? Santa: Hindi Me THAKUR Aur English Me HANDS FREE.!

Santa was riding on ...

Santa was riding on a horse, He jumped the red light & a cop whistles' Santa lifts the tail of horse & says, "Le Karle Number Note".

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Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

Manager asked to Santa at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.

Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?

Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.

Husband aur wife ghumne gye Raste me ek gadha ghaas kha rha tha, wife boli- dekho tumhara Rishtedar ghaas kha rha h Namaste karo,
husband- Namaste Sasur ji.

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mai jaan hai.

Teacher: Jis Aadmi Ke Dono Haath Na Ho,
Use Hindi Aur English Me Kya Kahenge?
Santa: Hindi Me THAKUR Aur
English Me HANDS FREE.!

Santa was riding on a horse,
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles'
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,

"Le Karle Number Note".