In The Flower My Rose Is You, ...

By Vandana (Aug 28, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
In The Sky My Moon Is You,
I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,
That's Why I Always MISS YOU.

Jab Nigaahen Ho Qadm...

Jab Nigaahen Ho Qadmon Par, Haath Ho Ghutno Par, Dil Ho DHAK-DHAk Aur Ansu Ho Galo Par To.?
?
To Samajh Lena Ki Tumhari Mari Ja Rahi Hai.

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Delivery k baad bach...

Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy.

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Boy: Bhaisaab, 1 con...

Boy: Bhaisaab, 1 condom dena, girlfriend ko gift karna hain.
Dukandaar: Is par cover chada doon?
Boy: Nahi yeh to cover hain, gift to mere pass hai.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Sardar:Will U Marry ...

Sardar:Will U Marry me?
Girl:Sorry I'm a Lesbian.
Sardar:"Whats Lesbian?"
Girl:"I have Sex only with Girls".
Sardar:"Maar Taali I'm also Lesbian"

By: Vipul
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Aurtoon ki khuli he ...

Aurtoon ki khuli he
Or mardoon ki bund he.
Kia?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Double sawari yar..

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

1 Boy Callgirl Ko Up...

1 Boy Callgirl Ko Upar Baitha K Sex Kr Rha Tha
BOY: Tum Roz Kitna Kama Leti Ho?
Calgirl: 2000
BOY:Sach Batao
Calgirl: Roji Pe Baithi Hu,Jhuth Nhi Bolungi.

By: Amit kumar
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

In The Flower My Rose Is You, ...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
In The Sky My Moon Is You,
I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,
That's Why I Always MISS YOU.

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Jab Nigaahen Ho Qadm...

Jab Nigaahen Ho Qadmon Par, Haath Ho Ghutno Par, Dil Ho DHAK-DHAk Aur Ansu Ho Galo Par To.?
?
To Samajh Lena Ki Tumhari Mari Ja Rahi Hai.

Delivery k baad bach...

Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy.

Boy: Bhaisaab, 1 con...

Boy: Bhaisaab, 1 condom dena, girlfriend ko gift karna hain.
Dukandaar: Is par cover chada doon?
Boy: Nahi yeh to cover hain, gift to mere pass hai.

Sardar:Will U Marry ...

Sardar:Will U Marry me?
Girl:Sorry I'm a Lesbian.
Sardar:"Whats Lesbian?"
Girl:"I have Sex only with Girls".
Sardar:"Maar Taali I'm also Lesbian"

Aurtoon ki khuli he ...

Aurtoon ki khuli he
Or mardoon ki bund he.
Kia?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Double sawari yar..

1 Boy Callgirl Ko Up...

1 Boy Callgirl Ko Upar Baitha K Sex Kr Rha Tha
BOY: Tum Roz Kitna Kama Leti Ho?
Calgirl: 2000
BOY:Sach Batao
Calgirl: Roji Pe Baithi Hu,Jhuth Nhi Bolungi.

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In The Flower My Rose Is You, ...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

In The Flower My Rose Is You, In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You, In The Sky My Moon Is You, I'm Only Body My Heart Is You, That's Why I Always MISS YOU.

You May Also Like

Jab Nigaahen Ho Qadm...

Jab Nigaahen Ho Qadmon Par, Haath Ho Ghutno Par, Dil Ho DHAK-DHAk Aur Ansu Ho Galo Par To.? ? To Samajh Lena Ki Tumhari Mari Ja Rahi Hai.

Delivery k baad bach...

Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi, Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha, Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy.

Boy: Bhaisaab, 1 con...

Boy: Bhaisaab, 1 condom dena, girlfriend ko gift karna hain. Dukandaar: Is par cover chada doon? Boy: Nahi yeh to cover hain, gift to mere pass hai.

Sardar:Will U Marry ...

Sardar:Will U Marry me? Girl:Sorry I'm a Lesbian. Sardar:"Whats Lesbian?" Girl:"I have Sex only with Girls". Sardar:"Maar Taali I'm also Lesbian"

Aurtoon ki khuli he ...

Aurtoon ki khuli he Or mardoon ki bund he. Kia? . . . . . . . . . . Double sawari yar..

1 Boy Callgirl Ko Up...

1 Boy Callgirl Ko Upar Baitha K Sex Kr Rha Tha BOY: Tum Roz Kitna Kama Leti Ho? Calgirl: 2000 BOY:Sach Batao Calgirl: Roji Pe Baithi Hu,Jhuth Nhi Bolungi.

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In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
In The Sky My Moon Is You,
I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,
That's Why I Always MISS YOU.

Jab Nigaahen Ho Qadmon Par, Haath Ho Ghutno Par, Dil Ho DHAK-DHAk Aur Ansu Ho Galo Par To.?
?
To Samajh Lena Ki Tumhari Mari Ja Rahi Hai.

Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy.

Boy: Bhaisaab, 1 condom dena, girlfriend ko gift karna hain.
Dukandaar: Is par cover chada doon?
Boy: Nahi yeh to cover hain, gift to mere pass hai.

Sardar:Will U Marry me?
Girl:Sorry I'm a Lesbian.
Sardar:"Whats Lesbian?"
Girl:"I have Sex only with Girls".
Sardar:"Maar Taali I'm also Lesbian"

Aurtoon ki khuli he
Or mardoon ki bund he.
Kia?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Double sawari yar..

1 Boy Callgirl Ko Upar Baitha K Sex Kr Rha Tha
BOY: Tum Roz Kitna Kama Leti Ho?
Calgirl: 2000
BOY:Sach Batao
Calgirl: Roji Pe Baithi Hu,Jhuth Nhi Bolungi.