SANI:Mujhe Bahut Thand Lag Rah...

By Anup Sahni (Oct 31, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

SANI:Mujhe Bahut Thand Lag Rahi H
RANI:Mere upar k Dono Heater par
Hath Rakh Lo.
SANI:Abhi Bhi Thand Lag Rahi He
RANI:Are Kamine Niche PLUG me PIN
To DAL De.

Doctor advised a pat...

Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ka dhoodh pio
Patient: Doctor sb, dhoodh tu
main khoob peeta hoon per
woh dabaa ne nahi deti!

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Madam: beta agar mai...

Madam: beta agar mai sakht hun to bahut sakht hun aur agar naram hun to bahut naram
Bachcha: arey madam aap to bilkul meri 'LULLU' ki tarah ho.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

1960 Ma : Apni cast...

1960
Ma : Apni cast ki ldki se shadi karna
1980
Apni religion ki ladki se
1990
Pasand ki ladki se
2000
Ladki se hi karna

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Grl-Bas karo kisine ...

Grl-Bas karo kisine dekh liya to
Boy-Kuch nhi hoga,Bas seedhi raho thoda khol k rakho,Thoda karne do"AGAR NAHI DIKHAYA"To mai FAIL HO JAUNGA

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Boy to Girlfriend: ...

Boy to Girlfriend:
Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho.

Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar,
Pakdu??

.

.

.

.

.

Teri Zubaan Ko.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Jab Ladki 18 Saal Ki...

Jab Ladki 18 Saal Ki Hoti Hai To Wo Kiske Liye Taiyar Ho Jati Hai?
?
?
?
?
?
?
'Vote Dene Ke Liye'
Kabhi 'Desh' K Bare Me Bi Soch Liya Kro

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

SANI:Mujhe Bahut Thand Lag Rah...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

SANI:Mujhe Bahut Thand Lag Rahi H
RANI:Mere upar k Dono Heater par
Hath Rakh Lo.
SANI:Abhi Bhi Thand Lag Rahi He
RANI:Are Kamine Niche PLUG me PIN
To DAL De.

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Doctor advised a pat...

Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ka dhoodh pio
Patient: Doctor sb, dhoodh tu
main khoob peeta hoon per
woh dabaa ne nahi deti!

Madam: beta agar mai...

Madam: beta agar mai sakht hun to bahut sakht hun aur agar naram hun to bahut naram
Bachcha: arey madam aap to bilkul meri 'LULLU' ki tarah ho.

1960 Ma : Apni cast...

1960
Ma : Apni cast ki ldki se shadi karna
1980
Apni religion ki ladki se
1990
Pasand ki ladki se
2000
Ladki se hi karna

Grl-Bas karo kisine ...

Grl-Bas karo kisine dekh liya to
Boy-Kuch nhi hoga,Bas seedhi raho thoda khol k rakho,Thoda karne do"AGAR NAHI DIKHAYA"To mai FAIL HO JAUNGA

Boy to Girlfriend: ...

Boy to Girlfriend:
Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho.

Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar,
Pakdu??

.

.

.

.

.

Teri Zubaan Ko.

Jab Ladki 18 Saal Ki...

Jab Ladki 18 Saal Ki Hoti Hai To Wo Kiske Liye Taiyar Ho Jati Hai?
?
?
?
?
?
?
'Vote Dene Ke Liye'
Kabhi 'Desh' K Bare Me Bi Soch Liya Kro

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SANI:Mujhe Bahut Thand Lag Rah...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

SANI:Mujhe Bahut Thand Lag Rahi H RANI:Mere upar k Dono Heater par Hath Rakh Lo. SANI:Abhi Bhi Thand Lag Rahi He RANI:Are Kamine Niche PLUG me PIN To DAL De.

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Doctor advised a pat...

Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ka dhoodh pio Patient: Doctor sb, dhoodh tu main khoob peeta hoon per woh dabaa ne nahi deti!

Madam: beta agar mai...

Madam: beta agar mai sakht hun to bahut sakht hun aur agar naram hun to bahut naram Bachcha: arey madam aap to bilkul meri 'LULLU' ki tarah ho.

1960 Ma : Apni cast...

1960 Ma : Apni cast ki ldki se shadi karna 1980 Apni religion ki ladki se 1990 Pasand ki ladki se 2000 Ladki se hi karna

Grl-Bas karo kisine ...

Grl-Bas karo kisine dekh liya to Boy-Kuch nhi hoga,Bas seedhi raho thoda khol k rakho,Thoda karne do"AGAR NAHI DIKHAYA"To mai FAIL HO JAUNGA

Boy to Girlfriend: ...

Boy to Girlfriend: Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho. Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar, Pakdu?? . . . . . Teri Zubaan Ko.

Jab Ladki 18 Saal Ki...

Jab Ladki 18 Saal Ki Hoti Hai To Wo Kiske Liye Taiyar Ho Jati Hai? ? ? ? ? ? ? 'Vote Dene Ke Liye' Kabhi 'Desh' K Bare Me Bi Soch Liya Kro

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SANI:Mujhe Bahut Thand Lag Rahi H
RANI:Mere upar k Dono Heater par
Hath Rakh Lo.
SANI:Abhi Bhi Thand Lag Rahi He
RANI:Are Kamine Niche PLUG me PIN
To DAL De.

Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ka dhoodh pio
Patient: Doctor sb, dhoodh tu
main khoob peeta hoon per
woh dabaa ne nahi deti!

Madam: beta agar mai sakht hun to bahut sakht hun aur agar naram hun to bahut naram
Bachcha: arey madam aap to bilkul meri 'LULLU' ki tarah ho.

1960
Ma : Apni cast ki ldki se shadi karna
1980
Apni religion ki ladki se
1990
Pasand ki ladki se
2000
Ladki se hi karna

Grl-Bas karo kisine dekh liya to
Boy-Kuch nhi hoga,Bas seedhi raho thoda khol k rakho,Thoda karne do"AGAR NAHI DIKHAYA"To mai FAIL HO JAUNGA

Boy to Girlfriend:
Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho.

Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar,
Pakdu??

.

.

.

.

.

Teri Zubaan Ko.

Jab Ladki 18 Saal Ki Hoti Hai To Wo Kiske Liye Taiyar Ho Jati Hai?
?
?
?
?
?
?
'Vote Dene Ke Liye'
Kabhi 'Desh' K Bare Me Bi Soch Liya Kro