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Call Girl: Wanna have sex? ...

By Mansi (Apr 15, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Call Girl: Wanna have sex?

Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri
biwi ki tarah karogi toh,

Call Girl: Vo kaise?

Santa: Free mein.

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