Mama can I wear jeans.
Mama no beta log kia kahng ge
Mama can I wear miny skirts
Mama pahen meri bachi pahen kuch to pahen.
Ye Msg Kisi Ek Gadhe Ko Forward Karo,
Agr Wo Delete Karde
To Samjho Wo Bewakoof Hai,
Agr Wo Forward Karde
To Samjho Wo Asli Gadha Hai.
Teacher in Class : Dehli min "Kutub Meenar" hai. A student was sleeping teacher wakes him and asks, What did I just say?
Student: Dehli main Kutta Beemar hai.
Phool Insaano Se Jyada Khubsurat Hote He,
Par Kuch Log Phoolon Se Bhi Jyada Khubsurat Hote He
'Mujhe Hi Dekh Lo'
Khuda Bahut Mehrban H Ki Usne Dosto Ki Koi Kimat Nai Rakhi
Vrna Hm Aap Jese DOST Ki Kimat Kese Ada Krte
Ab Kaha Chalti H