Aug 16, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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"DRINKS" ...

"DRINKS"

D-elicious aftr 1 Peg.
R-omantic aftr 2 peg.
I-nterested aftr 3 peg.
N-aughty aftr 4 peg.
K-ing aftr 5 peg.
S-nake aftr 6 peg..

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Arz kiya hai.. . ....

Arz kiya hai..
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Ruthi hai wo iss tarah jaise hum
sach me unhe mana lenge...
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itna waqt kaun zaya kare itne me hm dusri pata lenge...

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Zindgi ke 7 Ahm kam-...

Zindgi ke 7 Ahm kam-
1)Studies
2)Games
3)Entertainment
4)Love
5)..
6)..
7)..
??
Love ke Bad insan kisi bhi kam ka nahi rahta

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Once santa, Computer...

Once santa, Computer Science student, washing his hands with Dettol
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. after removing a Virus from his System.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

4 Pepsi "Sharuk...

4 Pepsi "Sharukh"
4 Coke"Aamir"
4 Limca "Riya"
4 Fanta "Rani"
4 Thumps Up "Akshay"
Dont Worry Aap Ka Naam "Desi Daru" K liye

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

TIPS how to save 10 ...

TIPS how to save 10 paisa per day.
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Isme bhi interested ho..? Kasamm se yaar..
Kaha le jaoge itna bachakar...

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Husband: Ji krta hy...

Husband:
Ji krta hy Tumhri Zulfon men Kho jaon
Ankhon Me bus Jaun
Tumhari Bahon me Jhool Jaun
Wife:
Waheed Muraad he Rahoge Ya Kabhi
Imran Hashmi vi Bano gay.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

GIRLS EXCUSES : PHON...

GIRLS EXCUSES : PHONE MAT KARO DEAR MOM HOTI HAI NEAR, PAPA SE LAGTA HAI FEAR, BAAT BHI HOTI NAHI CLEAR, ISLIYE SMS KARO DEAR WIHTOUT FEAR

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1980 GIRL Mama can ...

1980 GIRL
Mama can I wear jeans.
Mama no beta log kia kahng ge

2014 GIRL
Mama can I wear miny skirts
Mama pahen meri bachi pahen kuch to pahen.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

If ever I was rude t...

If ever I was rude to u, If ever I was angry with u, If ever I misbehaved with u, than dont hesitate
JUST SLAP URSELF!
galti app ke he hogi.!!

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Aug 16, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

"DRINKS" ...

"DRINKS"

D-elicious aftr 1 Peg.
R-omantic aftr 2 peg.
I-nterested aftr 3 peg.
N-aughty aftr 4 peg.
K-ing aftr 5 peg.
S-nake aftr 6 peg..

Arz kiya hai.. . ....

Arz kiya hai..
.
.
.
.
Ruthi hai wo iss tarah jaise hum
sach me unhe mana lenge...
.
.
.
.
.
itna waqt kaun zaya kare itne me hm dusri pata lenge...

Zindgi ke 7 Ahm kam-...

Zindgi ke 7 Ahm kam-
1)Studies
2)Games
3)Entertainment
4)Love
5)..
6)..
7)..
??
Love ke Bad insan kisi bhi kam ka nahi rahta

Once santa, Computer...

Once santa, Computer Science student, washing his hands with Dettol
.
.
.
.
.
.
. after removing a Virus from his System.

4 Pepsi "Sharuk...

4 Pepsi "Sharukh"
4 Coke"Aamir"
4 Limca "Riya"
4 Fanta "Rani"
4 Thumps Up "Akshay"
Dont Worry Aap Ka Naam "Desi Daru" K liye

TIPS how to save 10 ...

TIPS how to save 10 paisa per day.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Isme bhi interested ho..? Kasamm se yaar..
Kaha le jaoge itna bachakar...

Husband: Ji krta hy...

Husband:
Ji krta hy Tumhri Zulfon men Kho jaon
Ankhon Me bus Jaun
Tumhari Bahon me Jhool Jaun
Wife:
Waheed Muraad he Rahoge Ya Kabhi
Imran Hashmi vi Bano gay.

GIRLS EXCUSES : PHON...

GIRLS EXCUSES : PHONE MAT KARO DEAR MOM HOTI HAI NEAR, PAPA SE LAGTA HAI FEAR, BAAT BHI HOTI NAHI CLEAR, ISLIYE SMS KARO DEAR WIHTOUT FEAR

1980 GIRL Mama can ...

1980 GIRL
Mama can I wear jeans.
Mama no beta log kia kahng ge

2014 GIRL
Mama can I wear miny skirts
Mama pahen meri bachi pahen kuch to pahen.

If ever I was rude t...

If ever I was rude to u, If ever I was angry with u, If ever I misbehaved with u, than dont hesitate
JUST SLAP URSELF!
galti app ke he hogi.!!

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Aug 16, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

"DRINKS" ...

"DRINKS" D-elicious aftr 1 Peg. R-omantic aftr 2 peg. I-nterested aftr 3 peg. N-aughty aftr 4 peg. K-ing aftr 5 peg. S-nake aftr 6 peg..

Arz kiya hai.. . ....

Arz kiya hai.. . . . . Ruthi hai wo iss tarah jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge... . . . . . itna waqt kaun zaya kare itne me hm dusri pata lenge...

Zindgi ke 7 Ahm kam-...

Zindgi ke 7 Ahm kam- 1)Studies 2)Games 3)Entertainment 4)Love 5).. 6).. 7).. ?? Love ke Bad insan kisi bhi kam ka nahi rahta

Once santa, Computer...

Once santa, Computer Science student, washing his hands with Dettol . . . . . . . after removing a Virus from his System.

4 Pepsi "Sharuk...

4 Pepsi "Sharukh" 4 Coke"Aamir" 4 Limca "Riya" 4 Fanta "Rani" 4 Thumps Up "Akshay" Dont Worry Aap Ka Naam "Desi Daru" K liye

TIPS how to save 10 ...

TIPS how to save 10 paisa per day. . . . . . . Isme bhi interested ho..? Kasamm se yaar.. Kaha le jaoge itna bachakar...

Husband: Ji krta hy...

Husband: Ji krta hy Tumhri Zulfon men Kho jaon Ankhon Me bus Jaun Tumhari Bahon me Jhool Jaun Wife: Waheed Muraad he Rahoge Ya Kabhi Imran Hashmi vi Bano gay.

GIRLS EXCUSES : PHON...

GIRLS EXCUSES : PHONE MAT KARO DEAR MOM HOTI HAI NEAR, PAPA SE LAGTA HAI FEAR, BAAT BHI HOTI NAHI CLEAR, ISLIYE SMS KARO DEAR WIHTOUT FEAR

1980 GIRL Mama can ...

1980 GIRL Mama can I wear jeans. Mama no beta log kia kahng ge 2014 GIRL Mama can I wear miny skirts Mama pahen meri bachi pahen kuch to pahen.

If ever I was rude t...

If ever I was rude to u, If ever I was angry with u, If ever I misbehaved with u, than dont hesitate JUST SLAP URSELF! galti app ke he hogi.!!

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

"DRINKS"

D-elicious aftr 1 Peg.
R-omantic aftr 2 peg.
I-nterested aftr 3 peg.
N-aughty aftr 4 peg.
K-ing aftr 5 peg.
S-nake aftr 6 peg..

Arz kiya hai..
.
.
.
.
Ruthi hai wo iss tarah jaise hum
sach me unhe mana lenge...
.
.
.
.
.
itna waqt kaun zaya kare itne me hm dusri pata lenge...

Zindgi ke 7 Ahm kam-
1)Studies
2)Games
3)Entertainment
4)Love
5)..
6)..
7)..
??
Love ke Bad insan kisi bhi kam ka nahi rahta

Once santa, Computer Science student, washing his hands with Dettol
.
.
.
.
.
.
. after removing a Virus from his System.

4 Pepsi "Sharukh"
4 Coke"Aamir"
4 Limca "Riya"
4 Fanta "Rani"
4 Thumps Up "Akshay"
Dont Worry Aap Ka Naam "Desi Daru" K liye

TIPS how to save 10 paisa per day.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Isme bhi interested ho..? Kasamm se yaar..
Kaha le jaoge itna bachakar...

Husband:
Ji krta hy Tumhri Zulfon men Kho jaon
Ankhon Me bus Jaun
Tumhari Bahon me Jhool Jaun
Wife:
Waheed Muraad he Rahoge Ya Kabhi
Imran Hashmi vi Bano gay.

1980 GIRL
Mama can I wear jeans.
Mama no beta log kia kahng ge

2014 GIRL
Mama can I wear miny skirts
Mama pahen meri bachi pahen kuch to pahen.

If ever I was rude to u, If ever I was angry with u, If ever I misbehaved with u, than dont hesitate
JUST SLAP URSELF!
galti app ke he hogi.!!