By Girdhari Lal Multani (Apr 21, 2016)
Police : Park main aise tum duno kyun baithe hoh Man : Hum dono shaadi shuda hain. Police : Toh ghar main baitho Man : Iska husbnad nahi manega....
Agr Aap Humare Msg's Se Pareshan Hai To Customer Care Me Call Kr Ke, . . . Apna Numer Band Karwa Le, Kyuki Hum To Sudharne WaLe Hai Nahi.
Taaj kuch logo ke liye khaas h, Kuch ke liye mohabbat ka ehsaas h. Hamare liye yeh bakwaas h, Kyun ke harpal badalti hamari mumtaaz h.
Teacher: Whats the Difference Between.... Like n Love... Student: When You Like a Flower, U Just Pluck it..! But, When You Love a Flower, U Water it Daily.
Apse dil agar mila na hota Aaj apse dil ko gilaa na hota Apke dil me bhi wafaa hoti To judaai ka koi silsila na hota
Man: Koi Lambi Umar ka Tarika Batao. Dr: Saadi kar Lo. Man: Kya isse Umar Lambi ho jayegi! Dr: Nahi ye Khwahis He Marr jayegi!
Raju ek sadhu se bola: baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
