Police : Park main aise tum du...

By Girdhari Lal Multani (Apr 21, 2016)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Police : Park main aise tum duno kyun baithe hoh
Man : Hum dono shaadi shuda hain.
Police : Toh ghar main baitho
Man : Iska husbnad nahi manega....

An engineering stude...

An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
I have got degree, I have got knowledge,
I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k...

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
"Varna Hum Jaag Jayenge".
Govt. Office Zindabaad".

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar...

BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.
Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..!
GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile??
BF: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila..
Solid Lagti Hai..!!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Once Rajinikanth kis...

Once Rajinikanth kissed a newbOrn baby,
.
.
.
TOday that baby is knOwn as
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Emran Hashmi.!

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

UsKe Papa Ke Paas 10...

UsKe Papa Ke Paas 10 FLoor Ki BuiLDing H
Fir Bhi Kehti Rehti He
\
Ae Dost
/
Zara Si DiL Me De Jagah Tu
.
('.')

_/ /_
.
Haye Re Diwani

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aap jaise log kuch k...

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain,
Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain,
Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse,
Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate h

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Police : Park main aise tum du...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Police : Park main aise tum duno kyun baithe hoh
Man : Hum dono shaadi shuda hain.
Police : Toh ghar main baitho
Man : Iska husbnad nahi manega....

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An engineering stude...

An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
I have got degree, I have got knowledge,
I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k...

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
"Varna Hum Jaag Jayenge".
Govt. Office Zindabaad".

BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar...

BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.
Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..!
GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile??
BF: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila..
Solid Lagti Hai..!!

Once Rajinikanth kis...

Once Rajinikanth kissed a newbOrn baby,
.
.
.
TOday that baby is knOwn as
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Emran Hashmi.!

UsKe Papa Ke Paas 10...

UsKe Papa Ke Paas 10 FLoor Ki BuiLDing H
Fir Bhi Kehti Rehti He
\
Ae Dost
/
Zara Si DiL Me De Jagah Tu
.
('.')

_/ /_
.
Haye Re Diwani

Aap jaise log kuch k...

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain,
Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain,
Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse,
Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate h

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Police : Park main aise tum du...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Police : Park main aise tum duno kyun baithe hoh Man : Hum dono shaadi shuda hain. Police : Toh ghar main baitho Man : Iska husbnad nahi manega....

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An engineering stude...

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k...

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN". Kisi ne uske niche likh diya: "Varna Hum Jaag Jayenge". Govt. Office Zindabaad".

BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar...

BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha. Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..! GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile?? BF: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila.. Solid Lagti Hai..!!

Once Rajinikanth kis...

Once Rajinikanth kissed a newbOrn baby, . . . TOday that baby is knOwn as . . . . . . . . Emran Hashmi.!

UsKe Papa Ke Paas 10...

UsKe Papa Ke Paas 10 FLoor Ki BuiLDing H Fir Bhi Kehti Rehti He \ Ae Dost / Zara Si DiL Me De Jagah Tu . ('.') _/ /_ . Haye Re Diwani

Aap jaise log kuch k...

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain, Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain, Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse, Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate h

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Police : Park main aise tum duno kyun baithe hoh
Man : Hum dono shaadi shuda hain.
Police : Toh ghar main baitho
Man : Iska husbnad nahi manega....

An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
I have got degree, I have got knowledge,
I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
"Varna Hum Jaag Jayenge".
Govt. Office Zindabaad".

BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.
Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..!
GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile??
BF: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila..
Solid Lagti Hai..!!

Once Rajinikanth kissed a newbOrn baby,
.
.
.
TOday that baby is knOwn as
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Emran Hashmi.!

UsKe Papa Ke Paas 10 FLoor Ki BuiLDing H
Fir Bhi Kehti Rehti He
\
Ae Dost
/
Zara Si DiL Me De Jagah Tu
.
('.')

_/ /_
.
Haye Re Diwani

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain,
Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain,
Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse,
Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate h