Police : Park main aise tum du...

Aaj Ki Ye Duniya Me Dhokha Aam Baat He.
Suraj Ko He Dekh Lo,
Aata He Kiran Ke Saath,
Raheta He Roshni Ke Saath,
Aur Jaata He Sandhya Ke Saath.

Faqeer: Baji bhooka hoon,
Allah k naam par thora sa khana dedo.
Baji: Khana abi nahi paka.
Faqeer:
Baji number likh lo jab pak jaye to miss call de dena.

Advice to All Youth:
If you want to change the country, do it now.
Once you get married, you won't be able to change even the TV channel!

Shaadi ke baad cigratee chhod dunga,
shaddi ke baad sharab chhod dunga,
subh tak naasha na utre to ye nahi kehna,
shaadi ke baad tumhe chhod dunga.

Laloo-Rabri tum meri CHAND ho
Rabri-Na ji hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye,
Yeh sasura America wale roz chand par chadhte hai.

Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum!