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Doctor : Apka weight kitna hai...
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Sanjay Jaluthriya
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Doctor : Apka weight kitna hai?
Patient: Chashme ke sath 75 kgs.
Doctor : Aur bina chashme ke?
Patient: Woh bina chasme ke toh mujhe dikhta hi nahi
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