Life without u is impossible
u r in my breath and blood
i cant stay for a second without u
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle:
Even one punctures, the vehicle can't move further...
So, Intelligent people always carry a spare wheel
Itne Khuddar The Hum Ke Kabhi School Na Jaate The,
Wo To Ladkiyo Ke Shauk-E-Deedar Ne,
Graduate Karwa Diya.
Pappu apne 16 bachon or bv k sath dost k ghar dawat pe gya
dost ne itni bari family dekh kr ghussy may kaha:
Haya nahi aaei?
Pappu:Nahi yar us k exams thy.
Woh Rooth Kar Kehti Hai Humse
Tumhara To Mel-Jol Mehenga Ho Gaya H
Us Pagli Ko Kaun Samjhaye
Ke Petrol Mehenga Ho Gaya H.
Ladka-Janeman,Is Dil Me Chali Aao.
Ladki-Chappal Nikalu Kya????
Ladka-Are Pagli,Ye Mandir Nahi He,Ese Hi Chali Aao