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Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Ha...

By Ankita Arora (Aug 8, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala?

Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi.

Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The.

Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.

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