Santa ws getting bitten by mosquitoes d whole night.
He got irritatedÃ¢â¬Â¦ Drank poison said, ab kato salo, sb maroge!
Santa: whats diffrence between Seniors & Juniors?
Banta: samundra k najdik rehte wo seniors (sea+nears)
jo Zoo k najdik rehte wo Juniors (Zoo+nears)
Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....
Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
Jasmeet : "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa."Judge : "But why ?"Jasmeet : "Because he is not faithful to me."Judge : "How do you know ?"Jasmeet : "My lord, not a single child resembles him."
Banta k ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?? Kyon?
Itne saalo baad, itni manato k baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...!