By Ankita Arora (Aug 8, 2014)
Santa ws getting bitten by mosquitoes d whole night. He got irritated… Drank poison said, ab kato salo, sb maroge!
Santa: Dettol sabun hai? Dukandaar: Hai, Santa: Accha wala? Dukndar: Ha Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na? Dukndr: Ha Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.
Boss: Where were you born? Sardarji: India .. Boss: which part? Sardarji: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
Jeeto: Dekho woh admi mujhe ghoor-ghoor ke dekh raha hai.Santa: Woh to kabadia hai, raddi pe nazar rakhna uski aadat hai
Santa ( to his son ) : Itne km marks? do thappad marne chayiye...! Santa's son : Haan papa.. chalo...mene us master ka ghr dekha h !
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.... She is having pain right now… Doctor: Is dis her 1st child? Sardar: No dis is her husband speaking.
Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to.. engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi Banta: Pir hath chod dena, to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.
