Santa ws getting bitten by mosquitoes d whole night.
He got irritatedÃ¢â¬Â¦ Drank poison said, ab kato salo, sb maroge!
Santa: Dettol sabun hai?
Santa: Accha wala?
Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na?
Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardarji: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardarji: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
Jeeto: Dekho woh admi mujhe ghoor-ghoor ke dekh raha hai.Santa: Woh to kabadia hai, raddi pe nazar rakhna uski aadat hai
Santa ( to his son ) : Itne km marks? do thappad marne chayiye...!
Santa's son : Haan papa.. chalo...mene us master ka ghr dekha h !
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant....
She is having pain right nowÃ¢â¬Â¦
Doctor: Is dis her 1st child?
Sardar: No dis is her husband speaking.