By Ankita Arora (Aug 8, 2014)
Santa ws getting bitten by mosquitoes d whole night. He got irritated… Drank poison said, ab kato salo, sb maroge!
Santa: whats diffrence between Seniors & Juniors? Banta: samundra k najdik rehte wo seniors (sea+nears) & jo Zoo k najdik rehte wo Juniors (Zoo+nears)
Friend to sardar: Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun? . . .. ...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....
Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
Jasmeet : "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa."Judge : "But why ?"Jasmeet : "Because he is not faithful to me."Judge : "How do you know ?"Jasmeet : "My lord, not a single child resembles him."
Banta k ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?? Kyon? Itne saalo baad, itni manato k baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...!
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chapal mari, 2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya, Qnki bank me likha tha. hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte h.
