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Banta ped pe chada to upr bait...
By
Ankita Arora
(
Aug 8, 2014
)
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SANTA BANTA
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Banta ped pe chada to upr baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upr kyu aya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple sath laya hu.
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