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Call Girl: Wanna have sex? S...

By Sanjay (May 1, 2014)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Call Girl: Wanna have sex?
Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri
biwi ki tarah karogi toh
Call Girl: Vo kaise?
Santa: Free me.

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