By Harry (Sep 11, 2014)
If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain... don't think tht u r a genius... i need a brain which is never used before
Ek Baar Ek Ladka Bhag Kr Gya Aur Ek Ladki se Bola= Mai Aapse Dosti Karna Chahta Hu, Ladki Boli: Teri-Meri Dusmni Kab Thi Mere Bhai.?
Jayesh: Teri MAA itni moti he k sab usko TRUCK kehte h. Brijraj: Teri MAA moti nai he isliye sab log use cycle cycle kehte h.
Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
"change cannot be given to you everytime." "You only Must Bring d Change..." Great lines said by... Bus Conductor...
I pray to maa durga to gave you all SHANTI SHAKTI SAMPATTI SWARUP SADGI SANYAM SAMMAN SARASWATI aur SNEH... Navratri ki Subhkamnayen.
Memon to Shop keeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gya hi Dukandar: Aik baal toota to naya q lerahe ho Memon: jo toota hi woh akhri tha
