By Harry (Sep 11, 2014)
If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain... don't think tht u r a genius... i need a brain which is never used before
A rabbit runs, jumps but lives only for 15 yrs! A turtle doesn't run, does nothing, yet lives for 150 yrs! . . Moral-EXRCISE IS HELL! JUST SLEEP WELL!
Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hote H Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote H Khud To Msg Karte Nahi H Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shoqin Hoti H.
Ravaan-Bhiksha De Do, Aurat-Ye Lo, Ravan-Hiiee Ha Ha.. Main Bhikshuk Nai Ravaan Hoon.. Aurat-Me Bhi Sita Nai Rakhi Sawant Hoon...
Mummy Kehti Hai Jab Tu Ghar Par Hota Hai, Tab Phone Chodta Nahi. . . Or Jab Bahar Hota Hai To Phone Uthata Kyu Nahi.
What do Germans use for birth control? Their personalities!
Bibi: jiban par maine koi punno kia tha us liee tumhare tarah pati mila. Swami: aur mere liee wo paap ki sasti h.
