By Dev (Jun 14, 2011)
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you! After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don’t come near me, i hate you!
During engineering viva Q: What is sensitivity? A: kuch thanda ya garam khane se daanto me tez jhanjhanahat ho to use sensitivity kehte h.
Ap kya jano hum tumhe kitna yad krte hai, Hr pal tumhari faryad krte hai, Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko, Ap ko dikhane ki mang krte h...
Drink until she's cuteBut stop before the wedding!
Tu sawal nahi ek paheli hai : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai!
SHADI. Long form S: Shanti Bhang H: Himmat Khatam A: Aazadi Samaapt D: Dimaag Kharab I: Imtihaan Shuru Jiski huyi hi- JHELO Jiski nhi huyi-Soch Lo..
Cant beat this one- . Rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard on it, saying.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Maalik se sawdhan.! :- # Ting-Tong #
