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Before marriage: Roses are re...
By
Dev
(
Jun 14, 2011
)
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JUST FOR SMILE
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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you! After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, donâââ‰â¢t come near me, i hate you!
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