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Santa goes to a petrol pump.. ...
By
Dev
(
Apr 30, 2014
)
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
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Santa goes to a petrol pump..
He reads notice:
DON'T USE MOBIL PHONE HERE
He picks his cell,
call everyone & says:
DON'T CALL ME NOW,
I am at Petrol Pump.
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