What a rip-off! Santa picked up a book called 37 Mating Positions. He goes home, opens it... and it turns out to be a book on chess!
Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.
santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao
santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pumpsees a board DonÃ¢â¬Ât use Mobile Here,he Picks his Mobile Phone,Calls everyone from his phone& says DONÃ¢â¬ÂT CALL ME NOW.
Santa: Ye Chakoo Kyon Ubaal Rhe Ho?
Banta: Suicide Krne K Liye
Santa: Toh Phir Ubaalne Ki Kya Zarurat H?
Banta: Khin Infection Naa Ho Jaaye.
Santa: I was stopped for doing 53 in a 35 KM zone but I got away.
Banta: But how?
Santa: I told the police I had dyslexia!!