By Sanjay (Apr 19, 2014)
Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda H Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi.
Excellent answer... Girl :- kaha se ho aap??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . Boy :- i m from IIN.
BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha. Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..! GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile?? BF: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila.. Solid Lagti H !
A man to doctor: Is there any medicine for long life..? Doctor: Get married..!! Man: Will it help ? Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts!!
Sasur Ne Daamaad Se: 6 Saale Me 8 Bache, Ye Kya Hai? Daamaad: Maine Aapse Kaha Tha Gareeb Jarur Hu Par Aapki Beti Ko Kabhi Khali Pet Nahi Rakhunga!
achchhar Ka Bachcha Paheli Baar Uda. Jab Wapis Aaya To Baap Ne Pucha,Kaisa Laga? Machchhar-Bahut Achchha,Jaha B Gaya Log TALIYA Baja Rahe the..
Modern Majnu– Mein tumhare ishq me barbaad ho gai, lut gayi, meri duniya rushwa ho gayi… Modern Laila– To karmjali, mein kaun sa bank managar ban gaya.
