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SANTA at medical store:I need ...

SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE

By Dev (Apr 16, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
SANTA at medical store:I need poison.
MAN:I cnt sell u.
until u have prescription.
SNTA showed his Weding card.
MAN:Sir badi botal du ya choti

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